vision statement

A string of platitudes serving as a bureaucratically acceptable substitute for a direction for effort.

The vision statement, "children with disabilities and their families have access to a coordinated system of mental health services in order to improve educational and social outcomes," suffers from a complete lack of actual measurement of whether the effort will ever accomplish any favorable outcome, or indeed any outcome at all beyond establishing (and funding) a “system” and giving some people “access” to it.

by Ignatius Donnelly September 30, 2005

Harmonic Visions

Whilst withdrawing from large amounts of alcohol, the eyes can sometimes see white threads floating about which flow in a seemingly "musical pattern".

After drinking large quanity's of alcohol and returning to sobriety, the eyes can play tricks on you.. causing white lines which move rythmically. These are called "Harmonic Visions".

by Joan Of Arkiagerrr June 8, 2009

distorted vision

distorted vision it the running mate of the blur not his sidekick they split the leader duties don the middle he has the ame powers as the blur but he also uses guns and knives and swords and shit like that

distorted vision will blow yer goddam hed off while you are hiding from the blur

by billy aka the nessilator November 3, 2003

Blurred Vision

As you receive oral sex you spit in one of the ladies eye and cum in the other leaving her visually impaired

Mate i just gave your nan the blurred vision

by Jaanaspy November 29, 2015

crystal visions

A way to describe a hot hippie or free spirit.

Dang, Amanda got those crystal visions.

by Somevelevetmorning October 15, 2017

89 vision

The vision you have when you're high. It's over 4x better than 20 20 vision.

"Dude, I had the 89 vision last night after we hotboxed my mom's car."

by Ezzy Beezy October 13, 2009

Vision Tarps

another term for Eyelids

To keep from seeing grandma from felating the bull, I closed my Vision Tarps

by Rob Easter November 23, 2006