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Commonly used to keep gunk out of the eyes but is also used in a sexual act where the female part grabs the males eyelids with teeth and pull. This will cause pain no matter what. There are two outcomes of this scenario, either the eyelids snap back and hit the eyes with force that causes blindness or they can sometimes be ripped off if enough force is used.
Kid 1:“Do you know why Jacob isn’t at school today?”
Kid 2: “Yeah him and Kate tried eyelids last night and it didn’t go well.”
Eyelids by TOTP April 12, 2019
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(Noun) the two pieces of skin that cover your eye when it is closed
I like to put eyeshadow on my eyelids
eyelids by Zeenahgyhg October 1, 2018
Something alot of Asians don't have
Not much Asians have eyelids
Eyelids by Kang_DW January 1, 2020

eyelids-lift reply 

Refers to a comparably-humorous but non-verbal version of three consonants and a dozen vowels, and involves using your forefingers or thumbs to manually "peel up" your eyelids and then groggily waggling your head to indicate to the person who requested your assistance that you're so weary that you can't even keep your eyelids open.
Sometimes when I ask my ordinarily-very-supportive sister about helping me with some task that admittedly I **could** perform all by myself but which would be a lot easier and/or more pleasant to accomplish with an assistant, she gives me the "eyelids-lift reply" to indicate that she feels really exhausted on that particular occasion. and so I respectfully "let it go" for the time-being, and then either wheezingly struggle though said arduous/disagreeable undertaking on my own, or wait till maybe the next day to ask my sister again if she could help me complete it.
eyelids-lift reply by QuacksO November 22, 2018

bleeding eyelids 

One of the worst ball-hockey teams in the history of the world.
Yo! That Bleeding Eyelids team just lost to chicks.
bleeding eyelids by DMBHL January 21, 2004

hairy eyelids 

adj. Hairy eyelids refers to a paticular person that has a number of perverted or sexually devient physical qualities.
ie. Sloped neanderthal browline

Skuzzy, unkept beard

Large, rapist style reading glasses

Drives a large piece of shit white cargo van...probably ford.
Hey amanda, don't let your children near that dirt bag hes got some "hairy eyelids."
hairy eyelids by Lovinglife258 November 27, 2009

watching the back of my eyelids

the act of sleeping
i was watching the back of my eyelids last night
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