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domestic violence

Violence or otherwise physical abuse of one's spouse or partner. It is generally done by men to women, but women can also be abusive.
Gest accused Minnelli of domestic violence.

Domestic violence is America's dirty little secret. It can be done by a husband, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend or life partner.

The incidence of domestic violence is higher in ALL minority groups and certain groups of immigrants.

Children who grow up in homes with domestic violence are greatly affected. The girls are likely to accept abuse as a norm in relationships and the boys continue the cycle of abuse.
by margaretsanger December 28, 2005
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Violent shower

A never-ending cycle of shampoo bottles hitting you, because they fell on your toes in the shower and you got pissy at them so you kicked them, only then to have them hit you again.
These stubbed toes are from my violent shower last night...
by Sircheesus June 3, 2021
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Happy Violent Crimes Day

Its the holiday for those fed up, disgusted or just plain tired of Valentines Day. Some people do commit these acts on Valentines Day but we don't suggest it.
Instead of celebrating Valentines Day we will say Happy Violent Crimes Day instead. Someone will act this out for receiving wrong gift, or no gift at all. Especially if said person has no one to share this day with.
by PhoenixRa February 2, 2009
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Violetta

Female name. Orgin: France. A beautiful girl name. Very rare name same as the person with this personality. The craziest person you'll ever meet. She rides bikes, races, climbes mountains, dives, shoots, and jumps off the plane. She never follows the rules and her life is up side down all the time. Always in a hurry, doing many things at a time. One day she may be in Australia, the next day you discover she left for Africa. Unless you're so crazy as her and with thousands ideas per second don't bother trying to keep up with her, she'll beat you everywhere and with every idea, cause she's already done it. She likes everyone and she rarely argues, but when you hurt her she will not ever trust you again. Always keeps the promises she made.
Violetta Valéry
by Minimker February 16, 2010
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violently masturbating

Niall Horan from One Direction was caught violently masturbating in Tokyo.
"Of all the boy band members I can't believe Niall was the one caught violently masturbating."
by 1directionfellow January 23, 2013
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Violent Passion Surrogate

The inflammatory allegations and viewpoints offered by pundits in the Mainstream Media, calculated to make people feel righteously indignant, angry, and/or fearful.

V.P.S. is great for keeping people divided over pointless issues and bogged down by a never-ending ending stream of misinformation and biased interpretations which exist only within a truncated frame of reference.
Letting yourself be moved by V.P.S., and especially holding it as sound knowledge is anathema to intelligence and progress as it only causes fragmentation and feelings of intellectual and moral superiority.

Etymology: Taken from Aldous Huxley's book, "Brave New World." In that book's planned perfect society, people need a monthly dose of a concoction called V.P.S. to expose their body to all of the violent emotions which their perfect society does not elicit. It is touted having "all of the tonic effects of killing Desdemona and being killed by Othello," and is essential for bodily health.
Example 1
News Junkie: "That fuckin Bill O'Reilly; how can anyone be so stupid and ignorant?"

Rational Thinker: "Relax, He's paid to be inflammatory and administer your Violent Passion Surrogate."

Example 2
Reactionary: "Goddamn Obama is gonna take away my guns and turn this into a socialist country!"
Rational Thinker: "Relax dude, if they're talking about it on the news it's probably not an important issue but a distraction from real goings-on. It's just some Violent Passion Surroagte to keep you from thinking clearly.
by dreguan May 15, 2013
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man card violation

1. Any action that implies effeminate, unmanly behavior or characteristics as opposed to sterotypical masculine ones.

2. Any action that would cause a man to be viewed as a wuss, sissy, punk etc.
Exhibit 1. Kobe Bryant's embarrassing public apology for cheating on his wife.

Examples of man card violations: Men who get dragged to the movies to watch a "chick flick".

Men who rat out there friends ala Kobe to the cops, or their girl friends.

Men who watch figure skating, or other women's TV programming.

Metrosexuals.
by J.M.Quinn July 16, 2008
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