zombie unicorn

a unicorn that has had the unfortunate fate of been bitten by a zombie resulting in death and then reanimation.

made famous by John and Hank Green on the YouTube channel Vlogbrothers 2.0

zombie "urrrrrrrrrrgh brains"
Unicorn "neigh"
Zombie "nom nom nom"
Zombie Unicorn "neigh brains"

by yip6 April 25, 2009

who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

1. to be said when someone is acting really cheery

2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy

Example 1:

Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

Example 2:

Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

by EugeneShaniquaLaqueeshaMcChan April 22, 2011

Black Unicorn

A man who has it all but very hard to find. African American man, educated, great job, a house, money in the bank, attractive with no kids, ready for marriage.

I met a man last night who is of my dreams, he has everything a person could want in a man, he is the Black Unicorn.

by ThaChameleonMix December 8, 2017

Unicorn Kiss

A unicorn kiss is where you get down on your hands and knees and tuck your dick back between your thighs. Your partner enters you anally with a strap-on attached to his\her forehead and gives you a blowjob at the same time.

What's your favorite sex act?
A unicorn kiss

by jaNDSBOB June 2, 2012

Russian Unicorn

(v): when you put a strap-on dildo on your head (so you look like a Unicorn) and and then fuck the shit out of your girl(or guy) until she(or he) screams your name.

Chris: "Dude i heard your girl spent the night"
Edward: "Yeah! I gave her the ol' Russian Unicorn!"
Chris: "Nice!"

That guy over there looks like he's ready for the Russian Unicorn.

by Soviet Alliance November 26, 2010

Unicorn Syndrome

A term loosely applied to preteen and young teenage girls who seem to be living half-inside a fantasy world. Symptoms include overuse of makeup (specifically glitter and eyeshadow), taking horse-riding lessons, wearing multiple bracelets and other tacky jewelery, reading medieval romance novels, et cetera. NOT to be confused with goths.

"J.B. put big smudges of purple over her eyes, then rubbed glitter over her cheeks. She's got a serious case of Unicorn Syndrome going on.. I don't think she realizes how stupid she looks."

by Tomanton February 11, 2005

the unicorns

a trio of unwordly proportions. spawned from montreal, canada, this threesome makes more infectious synth pop than you could ever hope to.

After seeing The Unicorns live, i knew my life was then complete.

by bri June 22, 2004