oral unicorn

A man who derives total pleasure and happiness from providing oral to orgasm for his partner without the need for reciprocation or intercourse.

My Oral Unicorn is soooo much better than dildos, vibrators or masturbation.

by Zen Unicorn May 22, 2016

Minecraft universal constant

This number is a gigantic number coined by Austin from "The Science" series of Game theorists youtube channel . It is the number of all permutations in all minecraft worlds. Its value is 10^10^10^1.3134

Hey, did you see the mind boggling gigantic number, The minecraft universal constant, that Austin from the game theorists calculated.

by LORD ASHU December 10, 2020

charlie the unicorn 2

Charile the Unicorn is the sequal to Charlie the Unicorn, a popular video. In this one, the annoying blue and pink come back pretending to be deep sea divers while floating in the air. They are then sucked into a vortex that opens on Charlie's back. They come back soon after with an amulet around the blue one's neck. After persuasion, they go on a search to find the Banana King and return the amulet. On the way there they find a giant Z and the blue and pink unicorns start speaking spanish. They reach the kingdom of the banana king where a green seal-like creature wearing a Santa-Claus hat, beard and red lips who begins singing "Put a Banana in your ear!" Afterwards it explodes, just like the letters in the original. Charlie even comments, "Of course it burst into flames." It is then found that Charlie is the Banana King. He goes back home to find that he has been robbed again. The vortex opens again on Charlies back, and the blue unicorn makes a funny noise then leaves.

"Look over there! Its a Coral reef!"
"Oh no! Here comes a school of Fugu fish!"
"There's no stopping the vortex, Charlie"
"Charlie! I have the amulet! The amulet Charlie! The magical amulet! Spirals, Spirals! The amulettttt.....!!!"
"Put a banana in your ear!"
"You are the Banana King!"
Charlie the Unicorn 2

by SilverFoxTheKit April 30, 2008

Unicorn Hunter

A (usually married) m+f couple seeking out a third. They will insist the potential third must be a natal female, and preferably young, pretty, bisexual, and interested in sex with both partners. By the time you've listed all of that, you're looking for a person that's so rare and highly sought-after that, "you're looking for unicorns."

Advertisement: "We're a m+f couple looking for a third! Must be a a cis female, aged 18-25 years old, pretty, submissive, and unlikely to get attached. Bonus if she's willing to act as the an unpaid babysitter and housekeeper. Please send picture and a message telling us why we should choose you."
Person reading the ad: "OK, so you're a unicorn hunter. Sure, those girls are out there, but the chance of finding one is so low that you might as well be hunting for unicorns."

by PinkKitten420 March 19, 2021

Warren National "University"

A diploma mill shut down by the State of Wyoming in 2009. Formerly known as Kennedy Western "university" of California, Hawaii, Wyoming, and Idaho.

I went through the drive through window and got a PhD from Warren National "University"

by Jimbob44 April 6, 2009

unipooper

The mysterious criminal lurking in the halls of Burnt Hills-Ballston Lake High School, who has become notorious for defecating, and proceeding to thrash it about the walls in a festive manner.

"Dude, have they caught the unipooper yet?"

"The unipooper strikes again!"

by Ryan Esposito December 25, 2007

Spring Arbor University

Where everything is against the concept...except playing scrabble.

Justin: hey wanna come over and watch a movie?
Ashley: No i cant its not open hours!
Justin: Thanks Spring Arbor University now we will go play scrabble in the lobby but only until 2.

by jaykenguen April 7, 2010