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twisted cherry

That girl Jen is a twisted cherry. She made out with Javi and Tyrone and gave Joe a blow job, but she's a virgin
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Benihana Twister

A handjob given by a girl (or boy) using both hands in a up and down twisting motion, when ejaculation occurs the giver of the hand job catches the ejaculatory fluid in their front shirt pocket or in the top of their hat much like a chef at Benihana would catch a shrimp.
I gave a fierce Benihana Twister last night, using both hands and everything. When he blew his load it shot in the air like a shrimp flung off a will hung fork, I opened my front shirt pocket and landed his hot wad in there like an sexual iron chef.
by Deryl Hanson October 9, 2009
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twitter beef

The airing of grievances towards a person, place or thing using twitter as a platform.
I have a twitter beef with people who struggle with basic grammar.
by XanaxDiva September 2, 2010
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twitterpated

An enjoyable disorder characterized by feelings of excitement, anticipation, high hopes, recent memories of interludes, giddiness, and physical overstimulation which occur simultaneously when experiencing a new love. These feelings take over without warning, usually at odd times (such as at a check-out line), with or without the partner present, and make it difficult to concentrate on anything but romance. They interfere with work and safe driving, but should be experienced at least once in every person's lifetime.
Lisa is too twitterpated to even get a good night's sleep ever since she met David.
by Lisa Ann January 9, 2006
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Twisted Steel

Anyone who is a complete badass and doesnt give a fuck about anything anyone else says. Twisted Steel is a mindset that involves knowing you are better than everyone else and making sure everyone else knows it too. If you are a twisted steel individual you are pretty much the complete opposite of someone who is "straight edge"

It also involves being a complete ass to women then fucking them and never calling them again
Person A: "How'd it go with that girl you went home with after the party?"

Person B: "Well I fucked her and when we woke up in the morning she made me breakfast and gave me her number. Then I left and never called her."

Person A: "That's so Twisted Steel!"
by Poppin_Fresh January 27, 2010
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The Twitter Effect

When something unimportant is ovrhyped by the media until it reaches the mainstream, even though it adds nothing of value. Named after everyone and their mother decided to start using Twitter.
I am so sick of seeing MTV showing Kings of Leon music videos. They're such a mediocre band. Clearly, they're beneficiaries of The Twitter Effect.
by Team_BBC June 15, 2009
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