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Turn Down Service 

When a woman, either over time or torn down by the tit-murder of childbirth's nipples move from a nice centered pointing up nipple, to a turned down facing the ground nipple.

In some extreme case or the turn down service the nipple will actually go underneath the said tit! thus no longer making it turn down service, just gross!
Damn did you see that old bitch last night? Yeah, i took her home bitch had turn down service!
Turn Down Service by Kigstar November 18, 2011
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turn your goofy down 

Turn your goofy down, ima do splits on it be a ditz on it.
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turn for the worst 

A basement band with lots of potentional and enough determanation to get them places
turn for the worst by jebuz23 February 11, 2004

turn the key 

Start somebody's motor by cranking on their shaft (a.k.a., penis shaft)
She really knows how to turn the key. I got hard instantaneously.

turn around 

a metaphor, usually used in song, for suicide.
"You tell me that you're sorry / Didn't think I'd turn around and say / That it's too late to apologize" ('Apologize, OneRepublic)

"I met a girl who sang the blues, and I asked her for some happy news / She just smiled and turned away"
('American Pie', Don McLean, referencing Janis Joplin)
turn around by RDoh August 22, 2011

Turn Changer

A Turnchanger is a complex invention. A Turnchanger is usually described as "everything that you don't need on a piece of wood." This is because Turnchangers do everything. A common Turnchanger usally has one or two motors, lights, and cool music. Turnchangers are so cool and popular that it is not only a machine, it is a band. Turnchangers do in fact exist. They are really BRAWLIC.
"Turn Changers are like iPhones, but better."
"Okay. Lets have a Shindig."
"Yeah, farnesque."
"iltg. brawlic."
"OK, fine."
"Deal"
"Word"
Turn Changer by jimmy scott January 16, 2009

Turn the dogs loose 

Turn the dogs loose means to party as if it's your 16th birthday and your parents are away for the weekend and left the Liquor Cabinet open and you found their "Stash" during Spring Break and all your friends show up with 20 gallons of PJ made out of moonshine.
Hey y'all, let's get together this weekend and turn the dogs loose.