jacob trevino is an 11 year old player whos side hoes are casper and jasper, he be with a new girl every week...
by zion breeze October 3, 2022
Get the jacob trevino mug.The Trevino is the sales world’s equivalent of a hat trick—except instead of skating on ice, you’re sliding into homes, slaying objections, and sealing deals like a caffeinated gladiator. Named after the foundation repair legend, Joshua Trevino, this Herculean feat requires waking up so charged with coffee and commitment that your blood type temporarily changes to "espresso positive."
To achieve The Trevino, a salesperson must channel untouchable professionalism and primal hunger, conquering three consecutive sales appointments back-to-back-to-back like a stone-cold closer with zero time for excuses, TikTok breaks, or mediocre vibes.
Tackling The Trevino isn’t just about selling—it’s about bending the sales gods to your will, leaving behind a trail of signed contracts, and finishing the day with a mic drop so spicy, Walt Disney himself would clutch his pearls and mutter, “Goodness gracious.”
Strive for The Trevino. Be The Trevino. But remember: Trevino-level excellence is earned, not given. So, set your alarm, chug that coffee, and prepare to leave your competition crying in their commission reports.
To achieve The Trevino, a salesperson must channel untouchable professionalism and primal hunger, conquering three consecutive sales appointments back-to-back-to-back like a stone-cold closer with zero time for excuses, TikTok breaks, or mediocre vibes.
Tackling The Trevino isn’t just about selling—it’s about bending the sales gods to your will, leaving behind a trail of signed contracts, and finishing the day with a mic drop so spicy, Walt Disney himself would clutch his pearls and mutter, “Goodness gracious.”
Strive for The Trevino. Be The Trevino. But remember: Trevino-level excellence is earned, not given. So, set your alarm, chug that coffee, and prepare to leave your competition crying in their commission reports.
"After closing three contracts in a row before lunch, Sarah strutted back into the office and declared, 'Ladies and gentlemen, I just pulled The Trevino! Someone get me a trophy—or at least another coffee!'"
by oneTmat70 November 26, 2024
Get the The Trevino mug.ash trevino is a old woman she is about 35 years old and she is super weird she is dating like 1 million guys and half of them are inmates she also had intercourse with a 19 yr old and wrote a song about it saying she’s seen his pp and he’s seen her nunu and then she also fought with a random girl from tiktok live and she told the girl pull up and she did and pulled ash’s hair while ash was hiding behind her tia, ash also neglects her children
by nunuwarrior December 31, 2024
Get the ash trevino mug.ugly fat pedophile woman shaped like an obese roach who neglects her children for these stank ass teenage guys cuz her lonely ass has nobody since her divorced husband is in jail. shes like 36 btw and she made this horrible ass song sexualizing a 19 year old boy.
i want nunu
you wanna know how it smell, ask santos he know it smell well.
"You wanna know how it smell" referring to her stank vagina
"Ask santos he know it smell well" santos is a chopped 19-year-old who clearly dislikes Ashley, and is being sexualized and victimized by Ashley.
"i want nunu" nunu meaning her private part, and this is being said by santos in the song.
her children starve and sleep on the floor or couch while Ashley is stanking up their bedroom on TikTok live chatting with minors
i want nunu
you wanna know how it smell, ask santos he know it smell well.
"You wanna know how it smell" referring to her stank vagina
"Ask santos he know it smell well" santos is a chopped 19-year-old who clearly dislikes Ashley, and is being sexualized and victimized by Ashley.
"i want nunu" nunu meaning her private part, and this is being said by santos in the song.
her children starve and sleep on the floor or couch while Ashley is stanking up their bedroom on TikTok live chatting with minors
by cakkecup69 February 6, 2025
Get the ashley trevino mug.A dirty Treven is were you grab your partner around the waste and front flip and shoot that n***a in the leg
by Lukaaaishim February 15, 2025
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A woman that no one likes and will never like. at this point people dislike her more than Katy Robertson and her strange obsession with Tommy Fury.
by Ocean Summers March 1, 2025
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