Hockey Stick Treatment

Getting beat up by a hockey stick.

This is the cold weather version of the Baseball Bat Treatment.

Noah: Can you believe this?! Someone tried to break into my house in the middle of the night!
Luke: Did you call 911?
Noah: No, he got the hockey stick treatment!

by OffBeatDrummer September 26, 2023

the treatment

The act of ejaculating a girl on her face while she is asleep, take her money from her purse and leave through her bedroom window.

"Nigga, I caught my girl Fonda giving mad head to Jermaine, so I snuck in and gave that bitch the treatment."

by Hard Anh July 25, 2008

Skunk Treatment

smoking weed, getting blazed up, burn a roach, etc...

yo Dawg i beat you in hoops and i was on the skunk treatment

by Fade August 29, 2004

Shock Treatment

Slang for ECT or Electro-Convulsive Therapy, a modern of version of the mental health procedure that hopefully shocks a patient out of their madness. It was graphically depicted in the movie "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" starring Jack Nicholson. The modern procedure involves sedatives and anti-convulsive drugs to prevent injury to the patient and typically the procedure lasts less than 2 minutes. Used as a last resort treatment, common side effects include memory loss.

My friend went to get Shock Treatment and now she forgets what we did together.

by ACiD PiT MAN August 30, 2010

girlfriend treatment

When a masseuse cuddles with you, usually in an Asian parlor, beyond the call of duty. As requested by you and for a nominal fee.

Receiving a girlfriend treatment from a foreign gal, at your convenience, is in the long run cheaper.

by grodz77 April 25, 2011

royal treatment

(n.) the "royal treatment" describes a sexual encounter in which one man is being fellated by two or more women, esp. if the women are kissing one another while tonguing the member.

Holy shit, those two girls I brought home gave me the royal treatment last night!

by Chagrin94 September 6, 2005

the bag treatment

when a girl has a really ugly face but a nice body, you put a bag over her head so you can only see the good stuff.

ohhhhhhhh dear, good job i brought this bag, bring those sweet legs on over here!

by andarrrrrrrrrrrrrrs January 22, 2004