When you know someone did something, you ask them about it and they lie to you.
Lying when the other person already knows the answer.
Lying when the other person already knows the answer.
I was caught lying under oath about robbing the bank. They setup a perjury trap since they had it on video the whole time!
by Fo Gish November 13, 2018
During foreplay with a new woman, the lover decides they want to give a tongue beating on the Ol pussy pink meat. It is best practice to first take a dip in the pool with a finger. One can then take a discreet sniff, to test if the parting of the lips has a good scent. If you forget to check the oil before lapping at it like a dog licking a wound, you may get trout trapped. This poor basturd, genitalia engorged with blood, consumed by a madmans lust to gunk up their tongue with a sopping handful of muff. Like a runaway freight train careening towards a disaster, the fragrance slaps them in the face. As if at 2 am, the dance club lights turn on and you realize the person you have been dancing with all night looks like a meth addict, everything is seen clearly. You have been trout trapped. Before you is a hatchet wound burping out its putrid air, a cesspool churning its swill. Aromas of gutted maggot ridden fish bursting open on a 90 degree day, swamp ass where you sharted but have no way to wipe so you have to sit sweating in your filth, and the musky sweet sweat on a 300 pounder. Being a good person, not wanting to embarrass her, you decide to dive in. Working up several shot glasses of saliva you prepare to give her a pussy bath. Even if there are sticky chunks of cottage cheese you gallantly slurp away the filth. 3 days later when pungent scent still remains on your upper lip. Slowly wafting under your nose even after 20 hot showers, you vow never to be trout trapped again.
Sorry I will stand farther away talking to you, I was trout trapped last night and I can't get rid of her between the meat flaps slim coating on my tongue.
by Kissel August 23, 2023
When you reach for a piece of pizza only to discover that the box has been left out and there is no pizza left.
by yhtomit91 October 12, 2011
by Lo-per February 09, 2008
A question from a wife or girlfriend directed toward her husband or boyfriend for which there is no correct answer.
"Does this make me look fat?"
"No."
"Liar!"
-OR-
"Yes."
"Bastard!"
-OR-
"Sorry, man trap detected, I refuse to answer."
"No."
"Liar!"
-OR-
"Yes."
"Bastard!"
-OR-
"Sorry, man trap detected, I refuse to answer."
by pete592 October 12, 2007
1. When a woman grabs an unwilling man's hand and forces her thighs shut upon it. Usually followed by the reluctant male being subjected to watching the woman perform a sexual act on herself.
"I told that drunk girl I was married man, but she grabbed my hand and bear trapped it between her thighs. She wouldn't let go until after she rubbed one out"
by provparkside June 14, 2012
A Fudge Trap refers to the un-wipeable part of an obese persons asshole, that therefore gathers fudge.
by Zuzzy Foeller February 06, 2014