Trusty Tornado 

When you have anal sex with a woman and you spin your penis around and around forcibly pushing deep like a corkscrew.

Last night I gave that girl a Trusty Tornado and she loved it.

Trusty Tornado by Blah Blah rah rah February 24, 2009

homo tornado 

1. when a gay person dances in a circular fashion.
2. when you masturbate into a blender, and it shoots it out back at you.
3. a reference about a penis twirling around a bunghole.
4. when the tasmanian devil attacks to the sounds of Gloria Gaynor's "I will survive".

You better back off before i hit you with a homo tornado.

homo tornado by Peaches521 May 22, 2010

The Iron Tornado 

A thrusting technique involving a violent revolving of the penis in the vagina, often with the use of a steel or iron penis ring or vibrator, which creates a cold, cheese grater like feeling for the woman. If she's a masochist this is the perfect technique to get MAXIMUM results.

Dude, it wasn't my choice, and it was quite painful, but my girlfriend loved the iron tornado; although I don't think she will be ready for another round anytime soon.

The Iron Tornado by Sex Sensei #2 February 15, 2009

White Tornado 

The act of a man ejaculating on his partners face, than washing said face in a flushing toilet.

After an venegeful hate fuck, Jim gave Betty the ole White Tornado.

White Tornado by Jim6912 September 26, 2010

g-spot tornado 

A Frank Zappa song; it's a girl who masturbates or it's someone else manipulating a clitoris.

You missed it man...she did the g-spot tornado for us!

g-spot tornado by Jim December 5, 2004

Russian Tornado 

The girl holds the guy's penis with her open palms while sliding the palms in each other to turn the penis.

Jessica gave me such a hard Russian tornado, that she twisted my cock on 360 degrees.

Russian Tornado by heat seeking raven December 29, 2008

mountain tornado

Mountain tornados occur when a funnel cloud develops into a tornado near the base of a large mountain. The rotation of the tornado in such close proximity to the mountain causes a scientifically unexplainable process that forces the tornado up the side of the mountain until it reaches the top. Once at the top, the speed of the tornado accelerates until the tornado begins to sink into the mountain (like a drill bit). The tornado continues down until completely submersed (it sort of just disappears).

Note: mountain tornados are extremely rare. The only confirmed sighting occurred July 29, 2009 at Cheyenne Mountain located in El Paso County Colorado. The storm caused extensive damage to the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo facilities. Luckily there were no casualties (human or otherwise).

Wow! You should have seen how worried my coworker was during that mountain tornado. Her kids were at the zoo while it was happening! Good thing the zoo staff had enough sense to move the kids into a safe / strong structure.

mountain tornado by Marbles Da Cat July 29, 2009