Tomíno

big, round, fat háčker that likes meltmaxxing and will eat you (majjjjDA)

Tomíno tě háčkne

by laquatas October 23, 2025

safe-timing

When Darth Vadar starts watching your T.V. and Demands snacks!

Get me snacks you fool!!

by Squeky Clean February 3, 2005

Pigeon Toeing

The act of sticking ones big toe up another individual's rectal passage.

Person A-"Dude what's that rank smell?"
Person B-"Dude that's Josh's foot."
Josh-"Yeah I just got done pigeon toeing Melanie."

by BeefieMcManStick July 6, 2009

Tit Toeing

Like tip toeing, but with tits.

Keeping quiet about an affair.

Many people who engage in affairs have a habit of tit toeing.

by Edgar Connel January 8, 2014

muffin toeing

The act of penetrating a woman (or mans) muffin top with ones toes.

"Did you see Zach take that big girl home from the bar last night? He said he was muffin toeing her all night!"

by Dr.FreddyEddyThomas November 25, 2016

Irish Timing

When all the clocks are slightly wrong, and everyone's running slightly late (or early), but somehow everything happens at the right moment and everything works out.

1. I was running 20 minutes late, had lost my umbrella, and was worried about leaving the cat alone. Then Jim came back but he'd forgotten his keys. I let him in, he stayed home and looked after the cat and lent me his umbrella. Irish timing saved me again.
2. There was a car crash delaying the bus I was gonna take, so I didn't make it to the event. Turns out it was my Irish Timing. The event had been cancelled and I had a great night with my friends instead.

by Redhaired Avenger December 17, 2017

double toeing

When a man sticks his toe up and women’s asshole and at the same time she puts her toe in his asshole...

Damn, me and Simon had a double toeing last night, he loved it so much he shat himself!!

by B&Hmasterfuckers May 9, 2018