It's a form of auto-erotic asphyxiation by using gravity.
Basically, you jack off normally; but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still whacking it. This part is called "Getting in the shuttle."
As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly fucking can and hold your breath. This is considered "Take off."
If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket. This is called "Being in space" due to the fact you feel like you're floating.
This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment.
Basically, you jack off normally; but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still whacking it. This part is called "Getting in the shuttle."
As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly fucking can and hold your breath. This is considered "Take off."
If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket. This is called "Being in space" due to the fact you feel like you're floating.
This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment.
Dude I tried to perform the Major Tom Technique but when I "Took off" I fucking jumped up at Mach 50 and must've ripped a fucking hole in the goddamn space-time continuum. Because the next thing I know I was laying on the ground with my dick out, covered in space juices from my trip around the sun.
by Doses of Happiness July 01, 2019
Starred in 2017’s Marvel Spider-Man: Homecoming, as well as the Broadway musical Billy Elliot, with a variety of other movies such as The Impossible, Heart of the Sea, etc. Is rumoured to hold a frog in his mouth ( potentially Finn Wolfard from Stranger Things ) and prounounces crossaint as quackson. Sweetest, most visually pleasing, funny guy on the planet. Is best friends with someone who like to make YouTube videos on how to cut on hot bread, and has three brothers, one of who loves a hot cup of extremely milky tea. Is incapable of using Silly String.
by Would_Die_For_Peter_Parker December 03, 2017
Some sort of long forgotten mythical creature that has come to life to destroy us all.
Legend says he charms his victims with his smile and sweet personality so they don’t know he is actually putting a spell on them that will turn them into Hiddlestoners who will then do nothing but look at pictures of him and flail. He also appears to have the power to control women’s reproductive organs, either destroying them completely or sending them into baby-making overdrive. The only plausible reason for any of this is that he does what he wants.
Identifying a Tom Hiddleston:
-Power Stance-ing all over the damn place
-He will probably be wearing an entirely leather outfit.
-If he is sitting, his knees will be about 4 miles apart from each other
-You will hear the call of the ‘ehehehe’
-Constant lip licking
If you spot a Tom Hiddleston just stay calm, offer him some sort of pudding and back away slowly. Then run like you’re in a horror movie. He’ll probably catch you anyways(long legs are all the better to catch you with) but at least you tried.
Legend says he charms his victims with his smile and sweet personality so they don’t know he is actually putting a spell on them that will turn them into Hiddlestoners who will then do nothing but look at pictures of him and flail. He also appears to have the power to control women’s reproductive organs, either destroying them completely or sending them into baby-making overdrive. The only plausible reason for any of this is that he does what he wants.
Identifying a Tom Hiddleston:
-Power Stance-ing all over the damn place
-He will probably be wearing an entirely leather outfit.
-If he is sitting, his knees will be about 4 miles apart from each other
-You will hear the call of the ‘ehehehe’
-Constant lip licking
If you spot a Tom Hiddleston just stay calm, offer him some sort of pudding and back away slowly. Then run like you’re in a horror movie. He’ll probably catch you anyways(long legs are all the better to catch you with) but at least you tried.
Girl 1: *sitting in front of a computer staring at a picture of Tom Hiddleston*
Girl 2: Hey… you okay? *pokes girl 1 in the arm*
Girl 3: It’s no use. She watched Thor for the first time last night. She’s been like this since the first scene with Loki in it.
Girl 2: How could you let her watch that! You know what it does to people.
Girl 3: I tried to stop her! She wouldn’t listen to me!
Girl 2: Another friend lost to the Tom Hiddleston.
Girl 3: It was bound to happen eventually.
Girl 2: Oh no… we have to get out of here. I think shes starting up Wallander. *tugs on Girl 3’s arm*
Girl 3: Magnus… Maaaaaaagnuuuuusss…
Girl 2: NO!! GODDAMMIT NOOOO!
Girl 2: Hey… you okay? *pokes girl 1 in the arm*
Girl 3: It’s no use. She watched Thor for the first time last night. She’s been like this since the first scene with Loki in it.
Girl 2: How could you let her watch that! You know what it does to people.
Girl 3: I tried to stop her! She wouldn’t listen to me!
Girl 2: Another friend lost to the Tom Hiddleston.
Girl 3: It was bound to happen eventually.
Girl 2: Oh no… we have to get out of here. I think shes starting up Wallander. *tugs on Girl 3’s arm*
Girl 3: Magnus… Maaaaaaagnuuuuusss…
Girl 2: NO!! GODDAMMIT NOOOO!
by G.F.Y.T.H. July 01, 2012
A man from Lawrenceville, Georgia, who loves to partake in eating shit and drinking piss. He also goes by many other aliases, including "Tom Demented Sissy Pervert Pearl", "Tom the Toilet Mouth", and "Tom the Sissy Boy". Although he has not been active in recent months, one can find most of his videos on HeavyR, EPorner and ScatXTube. His reasoning for eating shit is that when he was young his family was very poor, so he was forced to eat his shit and drink his piss. Pearl has expressed he finds it very arousing that there are people out there watching him partake in the devious acts he goes through, which is his main reasoning behind doing it.
Person 1: Hey, did you watch Tom Pearl Brushes his Teeth with Shit last night?
Person 2: Yeah, sucks he didn't finish the whole turd though. Although, I think I still prefer Tom Pearl Eats a Footlong Piece of Shit
Person 2: Yeah, sucks he didn't finish the whole turd though. Although, I think I still prefer Tom Pearl Eats a Footlong Piece of Shit
by tompearlfan September 13, 2020
The act of hiding in your cupboard within your kitchen and masturbating with as many biscuits you possibly can, and then ordering a large pepperoni pizza from dominoes and giving him tips with some biscuits.
by Pool Hollywood June 10, 2020
by blithering moron May 07, 2013
tom bolland is a very hot and amazing version of tom holland he is sooooooooo SEXY he is balled and single he is the leader of the tom bolland religion and he is very very very attractive join the tom bolland religion NOW
karoline oh my god tom bolland is the sexiest man alive we should make a religion about him. nicolas GOOD IDEA
by join the RELIGION!! April 27, 2021