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Totality egg

Females within a solar eclipse's path of totality undergo a cosmically-induced ovulation process triggered at moment of full totality. The egg generated during this totality ovulation process is known as the totality egg.
I fertilized Mary's totality egg and she gave birth to a shadow baby
by lambtron August 22, 2017
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Totally not gay

Something that you and your bro just “do”
Yo, so I fingered my bro and that’s totally not gay.
My bro bought me McDonalds so I had to pleasure in a totally not gay way.
by Andrew 333 November 16, 2018
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Totally CP

An able bodied person impersonating knowingly or not a spastic or for something thats gone totally fucked up
It's totally CP dude

There totally CP dude
by Pye November 4, 2003
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Total Filth

1. That immense explosion of unwanted excrement that shreds your ass to the next dimension.

2. The act of familiarizing oneself with every conceivable technique for avoiding unwanted excrement in the trousers.

3. People that are accused of avoiding daily cleansing on a regular basis, whether it be true or not.
1. Jim: "How are you doing after that total filth?"
Bob: "Not good, my organs keep trying to spill through it."
Jim: "Can't you go to a doctor?"
Bob: "No, My ass is ratchet."

3. Bob: "Hey guys, I found a deal that will get you Bioshock 1, 2, and infinite for $15"
Andy: "Ew. You're total filth, get outta here."
by TotalFilth November 26, 2013
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total wangage

Awesome; super; a phrase of excitement, joy, happiness etc.
#1. Overlord saw a awesome screenshot and said "Total Wangage" because he liked it.
#2. A man saw a cool action seen in a movie and said "Total Wangage"
by Overlord March 24, 2003
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total bullshitter

When I think of total bullshitter, republican candidates come to mind...
by Donkey jizz 2016 September 14, 2016
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Total Paranoia

Ready or not, it's like Total Paranoia.
You know how to pray, but he won't go away...
Hym "There is only one man on the planet who can write music that is both Jazz and Metal... Total Paranoia is not Jazz... But it is Metal..."

Iam "....Do... Do I choose my interests? Or do they choose me?"

Hym "I don't know what you mean."

Iam "We might not have taken this with the appropriate amount of seriousness..."

Hym "Yes, yes, well... Our glibness is a large part of our appeal." 🤷

Iam "Huh.... This... Is not as trivial... As I once thought..."

Hym "Oho! No, you're right. We are definitely screwed. Hahaha!"

Iam "Hmm... We might have to switch to serious mode."

Hym "Oh? But that wouldn't be any fun! And we're in the middle of our game!"

Iam "I know but we might actually have to deal with them."

Hym 😩 "They're so boring! At least this guy is providing us with a bit of a challenge..."

Iam "They're beginning to constitute more of a threat than previously anticipated."

Hym "UGH!!😩 Fine..."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2022
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