foul tip

When you take a particularly large #2 and , upon release, it falls forward and hits the tip of your penis inside of the bowl.

I just had to hit the head post-Chipotle, and it was so big that I had a darn foul tip.

by KidBeef August 30, 2017

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dry tip

When two or more guys huddle in a circle and press crotches together face up and say "dry tip".

Victor, Jay and Jonny got out of the bar and decided to dry tip to end a good night.

by YoungYeee December 7, 2016

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Bologna Tips

(v) Two men mashing their dickheads together inside a rolled-up piece of lunch meat.

Rusty and Tommy wanted to do some docking but were dismayed to find they are both circumcised. They played bologna tips instead.

by Falter Ego January 3, 2012

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Tip Steak

A bulbous, girthy head of the penis.

Rachel loves to suck tip steak.

My shaft is long and thin but the tip steak is succulent.

by Eaton Holgoode January 6, 2018

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The awkward moment at a fast casual restaurant when the checkout clerk silently flips the credit card screen towards you with the tip selection pulled up. Tipping isn’t common courtesy, but it’s still mighty awkward to look the worker in the eye after selecting “no tip”

The awkward moment at a fast casual restaurant when the checkout clerk silently swivels the credit card screen towards you with the tip selection pulled up. Already upset at your overpriced $15 salad with two kernel sized pieces of chicken, you hit no tip and watch the checkout clerk judge you.

Chad: Damn that was an awkward tip flip

Brad: Fuck that, I sure ain’t tipping on a $15 Sweetgreen salad

by Red Rexford November 11, 2019

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