tipsycal

it's typical that you are tipsy.

woahhh those drunk girls over there falling over wasted like always, they are so tipsycal.

by bindy da bomb March 25, 2010

tigosaurus

What was thought to be an extinct species after the Paleozoic era, the Tigosaurus lures in it's thirsty prey with its milk filled dino-jugs. Known for their calcium enriched, vitamin fortified biproduct, the Tigosaurus is used by UNICEF to feed the malnourished in Africa.

Hey mom! Fuck a moon bounce, I want a Tigosaurus at my birthday party!

by IU2015 August 14, 2011

Tipsy

n. a sexy white cat with very spastic tendencies
v. the acting of pooping outside ones litter box to prove a point

If ever you spot a Tipsy, don’t give into her cuteness.

by reggin$$ May 27, 2020

Tifosi

Brand of advanced bicycling eyewear. Designed for Enthusiasts. Retail $50-$70. Comes with hard case, and interchangeable lenses. 100% UVA & UVB protection. -Quality very very close to that of Oakley.

Bicyclist 1. "Damn it's really fuckin' bright out here and i can't see shit with this glare!

Bicyclist 2. " Hey!, you should try these Tifosi's! They reduce glare and protect your eyes! They are kinda pricey tho.."

by TlYuLtEzR December 23, 2008

typOs

A pair of breasts, depicted using keys on a keyboard.
(*)(*) (perky)
(_l_) (large)
(_X_) (extra large)

Guy #1: Jane sent me a text with typOs of her breasts.
Guy #2: What kind are they?
Guy #1: Extra large!
Guy #2: No way!

by féesdanse May 27, 2011

Tipo

Tipo (TEE-poh): n. A malapropism resulting from not-so-smart-phone auto-mis-correction. See also: fucking autocorrect.

"Congratulations! I just read about your engorgement in the newspaper!"

Mom: "I will come get u at 9 if there will be a saggy vag for me."
Him: "WTF?!"
Mom: "doggy bag! Good christ this phone."

Her: "Hey -- I locked myself out. Can you bring me my spare cockring?"
Him: "Please tell me that's a tipo."
Her: "...fucking iPhone. Keyring!"

by don.doe March 15, 2011

deux tipson

French for two tipsin. Is said unnecissarily at times during the day. Can bug people if said too often.

1:"Hey what did you do today?"
2:"Not much"
1:"Oh ya. Deux tipson, deux tipson"

by T-Money March 31, 2005