ipod touch

The coolest thing on earth!

i love the ipod touch

by urbandictionary sux January 11, 2008

touch butt

The act of adult horseplay in which two men competitively try to touch each-others butts while defending there own butts. Often played in the park with a man sporting a ponytail. A term made popular by Nate Diaz during a UFC press conference.

You were playing touch butt with that dork in the park!

by Lump Loaf August 9, 2016

Thoughts and prayers

The most polite, thoughtful and socially validating way to say "I don't give a fuck" when something horrible happens.

"Becky fell down the stairs and broke her ankle!"

"eh, thoughts and prayers"

"you're a great person!"

by 9852174563 February 21, 2018

touché salesman

1. A phrase used to concede a point, typically one of no-contest, such as pointing out an obvious correction.
This term is not to be confused with either the words touché or salesman.

2. a common reference to Family Guy

"Hold on there, son. 2+2=4, not 5."
"...Touché salesman"

by ogcopkilla April 27, 2007

nice touch

Adding nice touch means adding nice detail to something

-your nails look nice
- yes i added sparkles
- nice touch

by Sweetheartxoxo October 23, 2015

Touché

French word used in fencing. Commonly used today to recognize the other side's good argument or comeback.

Roughly translates to 'Oh shit, I didn't think of that'

Guy 1: You know Mountain Dew shrinks your balls.
Guy 2: At least I HAVE balls.
Guy 1: ... Touché.

by Teh Samhain February 19, 2010

Touch The Sky

To testify/to come up in one's spot looking extra fly. This is often done for the day you die.

Person 1: Let's touch the sky!!!

Person 2: I shall hop into a U-Haul van with my mother.

by Tubbyman October 28, 2010