The theory that wearing blouses with sparkle in the cleavage area will not only bring more attention, BUT more money in tips jars for those females in the service industry.
This also works with well placed glitter/shimmer.
Can be adapted for men with shiny belts.
This concept was first defined at the University of Illinois-Urbana in 2007.
This also works with well placed glitter/shimmer.
Can be adapted for men with shiny belts.
This concept was first defined at the University of Illinois-Urbana in 2007.
Example One:
Waitress speaking to colleague after counting tips: "MAN, Sonia's made well over $100 more in tips than me! Her sparkle theory was full blown tonight!"
Example Two:
Waitress speaking to colleague: "Man, even that old grandma was staring at my tits today! What is going on!?"
Colleague: "It's cuz you got the sparkle theory going on!"
Waitress speaking to colleague after counting tips: "MAN, Sonia's made well over $100 more in tips than me! Her sparkle theory was full blown tonight!"
Example Two:
Waitress speaking to colleague: "Man, even that old grandma was staring at my tits today! What is going on!?"
Colleague: "It's cuz you got the sparkle theory going on!"
by uofibartender August 20, 2009
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(noun) - a theory that unquestionably accepts the standard explanation for an event offered by the political, religious, social or economic apparatus of the time or the main stream media.
A belief that a particular unexplained event or action was caused by organically systemic or natural phenomena, despite evidence to the contrary, pointing to socio-economic, religous and political manipulation, collusion and censorship.
The idea that many important political events or economic and social trends are the products of benevolent, altruistic and trustworthy agents of control, governments, politicians, corporate leaders, media moguls, central banks, big banks, religious organisations, education systems, think tanks and philanthropists.
Antonym: Conspiracy Theory
Origin of Complicity Theory: First recorded 2020 (Melbourne, Victoria - Australia)
A belief that a particular unexplained event or action was caused by organically systemic or natural phenomena, despite evidence to the contrary, pointing to socio-economic, religous and political manipulation, collusion and censorship.
The idea that many important political events or economic and social trends are the products of benevolent, altruistic and trustworthy agents of control, governments, politicians, corporate leaders, media moguls, central banks, big banks, religious organisations, education systems, think tanks and philanthropists.
Antonym: Conspiracy Theory
Origin of Complicity Theory: First recorded 2020 (Melbourne, Victoria - Australia)
When Dan and Brett encouraged a dictatorship in their once great democratic city, it was presented deceptively as a form of benevolent undertaking; a complicity theory driven by State-run media was quickly peddled to the masses to gain their collaboration and unquestioning compliance.
The complicity theory was so deeply embedded in the socio-political and economic narrative that the population could not longer discriminate between what was in fact natural reality and what was illusory construct.
Upon learning of the duplicitous complicity theories that had unassumingly seized the power and sovereignty of the masses, the population finally awakened and arose, deposing the corrupt government apparatus and their tools of injustice, control and censorship.
The complicity theory was so deeply embedded in the socio-political and economic narrative that the population could not longer discriminate between what was in fact natural reality and what was illusory construct.
Upon learning of the duplicitous complicity theories that had unassumingly seized the power and sovereignty of the masses, the population finally awakened and arose, deposing the corrupt government apparatus and their tools of injustice, control and censorship.
by UtterSpace September 09, 2020
The universe began as the size of a pin head,extremely dense and hot.
As it got hotter the particles inside vibrated more and more until eventually nuclear fission occured, splitting everything inside it into two and creating infinite chain reactions. Eventually forming our solar system.
As it got hotter the particles inside vibrated more and more until eventually nuclear fission occured, splitting everything inside it into two and creating infinite chain reactions. Eventually forming our solar system.
by Le proffesuer May 22, 2019
the theory that hot girls only travel in groups of other hot girls. and, if you see a good looking girl alone, stay away. there is something VERY wrong with her.
by D burner March 19, 2007
An extremely shitty band, whine about 10 times more then Nickle sac, but sound the same, and make me ashamed that I'm from the same country as these whiny ass fags. But Nickle sac still blows more goats, and it's all there fault these other shitty bands came out with the same sound, especially Saving Abel, what the fuck?
by It's all Nickle sac's fault. March 31, 2009
An academic field of study about winning and losing that maps out an equilibrium of all possible outcomes of a given game. It's actually quite often exaggerated and misunderstood because people don't understand the relationship of the "story" (the prisoner's dilemma, hawk/dove war game) to the game theory itself, which often involves simple numbers such as +5, 0 -10.
Despite the confusion, it's extremely useful when correctly applied. It has many applications in the study of evolution, crime prevention, commerce, and other practical uses.
Despite the confusion, it's extremely useful when correctly applied. It has many applications in the study of evolution, crime prevention, commerce, and other practical uses.
Sue: I learned today that all people are evil, because in the Prisoner's Dilemma of game theory, it is in everyone's best interest to rat out their friends to the police.
Frank: Sue, the story attached to the Dilemma is a work of fiction which gives the exercise a point of discussion, but actually it does not reflect our justice system or the philosophical questions of humanity's goodness.
Frank: Sue, the story attached to the Dilemma is a work of fiction which gives the exercise a point of discussion, but actually it does not reflect our justice system or the philosophical questions of humanity's goodness.
by LilyPotter07 November 10, 2013