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Starbucks

Where you go when you give up on life and have a hangover
by Brosita October 20, 2019
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Basic white Starbucks bitch

Blouse girls in Brimtucky and loves softball, Starbucks, and Lululemon leggings.
Basic white Starbucks bitch is the most basic as it gets.
by Imakebullshit August 3, 2024
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Starbucks employees

THE ONLY GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO WILL NEVER GET YOUR NAME RIGHT NO MATTER HOW SIMPLE IT IS AND HOW MANY TIMES YOU TELL THEM THE RIGHT PRONUNCIATION AND SPELLING!
Starbucks employees be like:

Wanda: Can I get a name for your order?

Mia: Mia

Wanda: alright you can wait over there

2 minutes later

Wanda: alright I got an order for Maxine
by IDK1234583 July 9, 2024
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Not Safe For Starbucks

The not popular meme of going into a Starbucks and getting a venti, latte, etc. and slamming it on the Starbucks table/Floor. And then saying that "CHICKFILA IS BETTER THAN YOUR STUPID DRINKS." and start stomping on the coffee.
Starter: THESE DRINKS SUCK.
Victim: I think this is Not Safe For Starbucks.
by burn your fat January 8, 2025
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Starbucks

A coffee shop where dumb white girls go and to just brag about having it
"have you seen Samantha?"

"No. I think she's at Starbucks with Chelsey and Emily"
by Sarene. April 23, 2018
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Go to Starbucks

An activity performed by basic white bitches and hipsters because they have the mental capacity of an Indian tech support worker. You'll often see these people with MacBooks and iPhones typing up scripts probably to try to flex their damaged idea of what a normal functioning human being does on a day to day basis. These people also can't resist to order the most complicated drink they can think of so they sound more intelligent than everyone else.
Gracie: OMG I'm soooo parched, I'm gonna go to Starbucks and order a Grande triple unicorn appletini with divine cream sauce!!
by Thoughts3rased January 21, 2019
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Starbucks

Karen: "Hey, omg like, wanna go to starbucks?"
Rachel: "omg yes but only if we get like no plastic straws. I'm eco friendly! Save the turtles sksksksks!"
by Cttlfsh.cult October 10, 2019
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