"Hey Mom! The professional termite is here to commit pesticide!"
"You're making him sound like Bug Hitler, Jimmy. Stop that. He's a professional termite."
"You're making him sound like Bug Hitler, Jimmy. Stop that. He's a professional termite."
by JaStriLaw May 25, 2023
Not just young professionals in Ipswich, but the coolest people around who meetup regularly for a drink and a laugh!
by You_herd_the_sheep_first September 26, 2023
Guys that film themselves approaching attractive females in public and handing them sweets or roses, and they later post the videos on video sharing websites
That guy is a professional simp.
by AnonDoxy December 04, 2023
by benny the jet March 07, 2014
He's such a pamphlet professional, he has no depth of knowledge and knows only a little about this topic.
noun - A person who has absolutely no experience or legitimate knowledge of a topic, but criticizes and corrects doctors, etc. because they consider themselves the Einstein of the comments section; similar to a keyboard warrior, but less angry and more arrogant/douchey. These people tend to be very unlikable and typically instigate a very long thread of trolling comments back-and-forth, demonstrating further that they are definitely a douche bag.
Oh look, another YouTube Professional watched a three-minute video on popping blackheads and now is telling Dr. Pimple Popper how she should change her techniquebecause he actually thinks that his opinion > medical school.
by Apocalypse2017!Yay! January 05, 2017
by CakeB8ker September 22, 2023