butt patch

Sticky surface. Used to keep the cheeks in place.

Daniel's cheeks were sore after he wore is butt patch

by ButtsRus March 29, 2015

Dandelion Patch

There are times when you're entering your partner from behind at which time she makes shat upon your curlies....at that time you both have entered the dandelion patch.

Bob: "you and Bertha were trashed last night" Steve: "You've got no idea....I was biting her back and she dropped me a fucking dandelion patch"

by Stank Deek June 1, 2013

Niggerette Patch

A small patch applied to the upper arm to prevent black people smoking.

Tyrone was using a niggerette patch to prevent his cravings for cigarettes.

by Goodstein October 10, 2009

watermelon patch

a large group of african-americans standing in a grassy area.

I lst control of my car and ran right through a watermelon patch.

by jcornstopper September 8, 2010

Pumpkin Patch

A small group of short obese Mexican women walking around together in ghetto areas.

You see that fat Mexican lady and her two fat kids? Yea, I call that a pumpkin patch.

by CaptainSarge April 10, 2010

Trash Patch

A tattoo.

(Trashy & Uneducated Person)-"I really want to get a tattoo because I want to be different than everyone else and prove that I'm unique."

(Normal Person)-"You don't need to hire someone to repeatedly puncture your skin with an ink needle to feel unique. Try body building and then your body will truly be a SELF MADE work of art. Don't get a trash patch.

by Filthy Rich White Boy February 24, 2011

Vag Patch

The female version of cock blocking.

"That prude, Emily, totally Vag patched me and Chris at the party."

P.S Lindsay, you are a skank for doing that :P

by UnderWhere? June 23, 2010