Hairy Carry

A sexual act where the male inserts both testicles into the female's vagina. It is a play on words, based on the name of the famous Chicago Cubs' announcer, Harry Carey.

Your mom's vagina must be huge, because I was actually able to pull off a Hairy Carry.

by heavywayne July 3, 2010

Hairy Cliterus

Hairy Cliterus- (aka Hillary Clinton) The vice president of the united states along with president Donald Duck.

Person 1- How the F*** is Hairy Cliterus even a candidate for president?!
Turtle kid- I like turtles.

by your a CQCK sucker July 20, 2016

Hairy Mary

A prostitute.

Year's ago I was on a train from London to Blackpool. On the same train was a very drunk Pakistani woman wearing a sari, who was singing with a very thick Glaswegian accent. The song she was singing went:

(to the tune of she'll be coming round the mountain)

I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll,
I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll,
I'm not a Hairy Mary,
I'm not a Hairy Mary,
I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll.

I related this to the mother of the friend I was visiting in Blackpool, and she informed me that "Hairy Mary" was a slang word for prostitute.

There was something vaguely reassuring about seeing the effect that Scotland can have on a lady from Pakistan. Her accent was a joy to behold, even when she started telling anti Pakistani jokes. She was allowed to, she said, because she was one.

I'm not a hairy mary, I'm your moll!

by Sunny Frimley July 14, 2016

Hairy Underpants

Refers to a large quantity of pubic hair, usually on a woman.

This chick I banged last nite had hairy underpants, she had to part it when she pees.

by Rastus January 11, 2006

Hairy Wings

When ones back hair grows and forms a wing shape. It can be overwhelming to most women and men.

Corbin has hairy wings, I ran my fingers thru them very thoroughly.

by KingFett September 18, 2014

Hairy Cheed

Exactly Like A Cheed ,But with the addition of a monstrous amount of hair. AKA Bush, Afro, Mop.

EX1 (in the locker room)
Dude You have a hairy cheed! shave that shit!

EX2
Michelle wouldn't have sex with him because he wouldn't shave his hairy cheed.

by Mikeybear February 13, 2008

Hairy pussy

I want some hairy woman to masturbate with me

Hairy pussy masturbating

by Littlepenis1965 February 17, 2023