Hairy Carry

A sexual act where the male inserts both testicles into the female's vagina. It is a play on words, based on the name of the famous Chicago Cubs' announcer, Harry Carey.

Your mom's vagina must be huge, because I was actually able to pull off a Hairy Carry.

by heavywayne July 3, 2010

Hairy Cliterus

Hairy Cliterus- (aka Hillary Clinton) The vice president of the united states along with president Donald Duck.

Person 1- How the F*** is Hairy Cliterus even a candidate for president?!
Turtle kid- I like turtles.

by your a CQCK sucker July 20, 2016

Hairy Mary

A prostitute.

Year's ago I was on a train from London to Blackpool. On the same train was a very drunk Pakistani woman wearing a sari, who was singing with a very thick Glaswegian accent. The song she was singing went:

(to the tune of she'll be coming round the mountain)

I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll,
I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll,
I'm not a Hairy Mary,
I'm not a Hairy Mary,
I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll.

I related this to the mother of the friend I was visiting in Blackpool, and she informed me that "Hairy Mary" was a slang word for prostitute.

There was something vaguely reassuring about seeing the effect that Scotland can have on a lady from Pakistan. Her accent was a joy to behold, even when she started telling anti Pakistani jokes. She was allowed to, she said, because she was one.

I'm not a hairy mary, I'm your moll!

by Sunny Frimley July 14, 2016

Hairy Underpants

Refers to a large quantity of pubic hair, usually on a woman.

This chick I banged last nite had hairy underpants, she had to part it when she pees.

by Rastus January 11, 2006

hairy sandy

When you eat a girl out and it's so hairy you get some stuck in your teeth

I gave my girlfriend a hairy sandy and I had hair in my mouth for a week

by Mah niqqa April 10, 2014

Hairy TicTac

When someone’s head is structured in which it looks liked a TicTac, but they have a beard etc....

-“Hey!, have you been Dave lately”
-“Yeah, he be looking like a right hairy TicTac”

by Cammy.K17 July 11, 2019

hairy paintbrush

When you've dipped your testicles in paint and smeered them across someone else's forehead.

Dave's passed out! Let's give him a hairy paintbrush!

by flavoredtexts January 25, 2016