Trophy Grandma

A grandma that looks like they could be your mom.

Cashier: "Going shopping with your mom today?"
Kid: "Nah, I just got a trophy grandma."

by Stupid Freshman Club September 16, 2018

Nevaehs grandma

A homophone who pushes people off sinks

"Wow my grandma did that not me!"-vaeh nevaehs grandma

by The new bitch on da block February 12, 2022

grandma weed

A new age lingo term for weed that looks in any way brown and old.

Mike: Hey do you have any bud?
Ben: I haven't bought some in a long time, all I got is this grandma weed.

by Professor S1gmus November 15, 2016

Grandma horn

refers to the gramophone-like shape of a plastic bag stuck into any vessel (bottles, cartoons or bowls etc.) to funnel or contain/include.

Jack II: In those good old days of wooden dinghies, no guys would hesitate when the nature called you. No cond-u-its, not even T-party kids in ports.
Jackie: But ladies should truely thank Prauda brains, who turned those stinky sailcloth buckets into fashionable wash&dry TOTO bags!
Rose: So, grandma horns wasn't grandma's idea, anyway...

by 👹 murmur raider September 15, 2019

Grandma’s Cooking

The best meal you can get.

Grandma’s Cooking is so good.

by Evan40Seven January 18, 2019

grandmas house

slang when you have sex

hey buddy i went to grandmas house last night and jenny had a great time.

by texasdallas12 March 29, 2010

fingering the grandma

doing or keeping e.one story I herd about this unusual term is that some old folk acidentaly mistook there grand childs drug stash as medication. invibed and became more um comfortable with sexual activity than they had been in years. in other words an example of the power of the drug.

Are you fingering the grandma tonight?

by anita bigdick May 24, 2004