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Half-court hairline

**see Chris’s head
Bruh that half-court hairline looks exactly like Chris’s
by whyareyouthewaythatyouar3 February 19, 2022
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courtting

(n) A person who constantly appears in front of a judge.
Stop courtting the law.
by Palabras57941 April 22, 2015
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Tennis Court Vibes

The vibe you get when you're walking on soil or a path with red stones that ressemble a tennis court.
When you walk with the bros and the moronic kid of the group sees red stones that remind him of a tennis court.
Ideally, Lorde's song Tennis Court plays in the background.
The moronic guy from the group was walking on the little red stones when he got the tennis court vibes.
by Whoopty679 January 27, 2021
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Court Nodder

Noun. A person who falls asleep in court while sitting at the table in front of the judge while their lawyer is pleading their case in open court. Sometimes it is more than one person, which some are in the court audience who nod off and fall on the person sitting next to them or hit their head on the seat in front of them.

The Court Nodder typically goes on a drug binge for days before their court hearing because they think they will have to go to jail or prison. The condition is typically brought on by using meth and staying up for days or using opiates and nodding off during your court proceeding.
Judge: What was that noise?
District Attorney: Your honor, we have a Court Nodder in the third row that hit the floor.
Judge: Bailiff, See if you can wake them up and arrest them for disrupting my court or call EMS if you cannot.
by Free The Egg February 27, 2019
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sally court

A direct replacement for the words "silly cunt" often used in environments where cussing is unacceptable, such as the classroom.
*student throws a pen*
Teacher: "Tarquin, stop throwing your pens you sally court"
by chubby little flaps December 4, 2023
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court me love

Hey, John, court me love!
by Krkič June 18, 2020
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softball court

It is when two crack whores play hacki sack with there placentas and then which ever placenta drops first and dies is the looser
1:hey cinnamon wanna go play hacki sack with me

2:hey Celeste wanna go play softball court with me
by Bigdickhaver69 February 22, 2018
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