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BIG TITTIED GIRL WHO IS CARING AND IS TICKILISH UNDERNEATH HER ARMPITS. IG SHE'LL MAKE A GOOD GF.
LOOK AT TARESA, YOU THINK SHE'LL MAKE A GOOD GF?
by BILLIY BOB FLINTSTONE JR December 19, 2018
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Dita Von Teese

uses marilyn manson... will do anything for a little fame, including marrage to marilyn manson... i hear shes a natural blonde HAHAHHA
'' i cant make up my own routines, so i'll just steal yours. ''
by phantom stranger October 23, 2004
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Santa Teresa High School

A school in south San Jose where a
large amount of rich white kids go to.

-Grades 9-12
-Guys in holister sandals that have corvets
-Around 2,600 students
-Blondes
-KKK
Brittney Hailey Woodcock: Like what high school you going to next year?

Linda Maria Garcia Fernandez:Santa Teresa high school.

Brittney Hailey Woodcock:Oh my god.
No way are you like..like half white?

Linda Maria Garcia Fernandez:No?Im Mexican American.Why does it matter?

Brittney Hailey Woodcock:Well oh my gosh..Like you dont need to get all mad and like .. yahh im just asking cause your mexican.Its rare for a non white to go to Santa Teresa High.Omg.

Linda Maria Garcia Fernandez:KKK much?

Brittney Hailey Woodcock:Some of my family
members are in the kkk,cool huh?

Linda Maria Garcia Fernandez:Uhm?I have to go to class,Bye.

Brittney Hailey Woodcock::Okay omg!Nice talkig to you.Adios mucho grande guesto hehehe tata.Adios.

Brittney Hailey Woodcock goes skipping to 5th period.
by popala tarealala April 25, 2009
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dita von teese

Very ugly model who got a famous boyfriend and thus some exposure. Stripper who can not dance. Steals routines, ideas, outfits and basically everything from old performers and tries to claim that they are her own. Is proud of the fact that the military painted her picture on bombs that kill children.
Bascially your average white trash silicone gold digger.
Example: Takes credit and claims to be the maker of elaborate stage outfits that are actually designed by the very talented burlesque godess Miss Catherine D'Lish.
by Darling April 19, 2004
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Teressa

A trashy, adultress. One who has no regrets in tearing apart a family and keeping the man away from his kids.
A fake woman with fake hair, eyelashes and complete with inflatable boobs.
Teressa the cold heartless mistress bought the man a ring to wear in place of his wedding ring and told him to tell his wife he bought it himself when he lost his own ring, even though he didn't lose it.
by dozentmadder February 21, 2010
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Snorg Tees

A company famous for their t-shirts with funny pop culture sayings on them. The company is also well known for their beautiful models, some of whom have gone on to model for Maxim and Playboy.
Tommy loves pirates, maybe a little too much.
Snorg tees has a pirate t-shirt for every day of the week.
Tommy slices off his hand and replaces it with a hook. Too hardcore, Tommy. You should have bought a t shirt.
by totototototally April 4, 2010
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Teresa

one sexy mother fuckerr
who likes tossing samantha's salad everyday.
Damnn you see that teresaa, yea i heard her and samantha love eachothers assholesss
by I love teresa July 20, 2006
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