Dominant Switch

Basically you're a switch, but more dominant than submissive.

Ayo Jackie, are you a top bottom or switch?

I'm a dominant switch bro.

Ngl that's kinda ho-...

by Xensigns December 11, 2021

click_switch

he was able to pull and i wasn’t so look up to him because he has bitches and you don’t you fucking loser now stay lonely like your literally the mega mind meme “no bitches” bro like this man’s was able to pull some before you were able to talk to a women you virgin you fucking disappointment no go play fucking league of legends you bitch 🚫🤷 ♀️

oh wow click_switch was able to pull bitches and i’m still a loser

by iplat February 21, 2022

the great switch

when someone completely switches cliques, like when someone goes from being a prep to nerd, or emo to jock

guy #1: when did that dude turn all emo
guy#2: oh him, he went on the great switch last week

by Jdlw August 11, 2010

Nintendo Switch

Nintendo's successor to the Wii-U. Do not be fooled, it does not make a "Switch" sound, but rather a snap. It would look really dumb if it was called the Nintendo Snap though, hence "Switch".

Jim: Bob, look at this trailer for the Nintendo Switch!
Bob: Dude, I'm so psyched!
Karl: But guys that's a snap sound...
Jim: SHUDDUP KARL NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION!

by SirCrabTheThird March 20, 2017

Cunt Switch

The moment when your girlfried goes from being in a wonderful mood into her typical douchebag self. It almost seems as if a switch is triggered inside their heads to make them turn into a miserable cunts.

Tony: "Hey babe. Everything was going great this morning over breakfast at the diner, we had bacon, coffee, and lovely conversation. I couldn't have been happier. How come the minute your friends left and we get into the car you immediately turned on your fucking cunt switch?"

Girl: "Fuck you"

Tony: "Enjoy the scenic walk home, bitch. Get out!"

by The Lucas J March 25, 2010

Bait And Switch

Someone who seems to be "God's gift from heaven" at first but as soon as anything becomes official (I.e. Marriage or signing a roommate lease) they suddenly reveal their true personalities (typically incredibly condescending and/or crazy)

He seemed so perfect until he moved in, then he turned batshit crazy. Typical bait and switch.

by ModernWebster August 28, 2016

Dark room switch

When in the middle of sexual intercourse one excuses themselves in the middle and switches with somebody else who is in or around the room who then finishes in your place. The Dark room switch is done in a dark room to avoid suspicion of changing partners.

When he failed to please his wife john payed a gigolo to do a Dark room switch to trick her into thinking he could satisfy her.

by vurrysorry November 5, 2009