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Flugen Shmugen

The act of rubbing your hand on your balls,mainly after you've been sweating like crazy, then you rub your "flugen" on your friends mouth and face, and scream out what you've just done so everyone else knows why your friend is gagging.
Anthony: Hahaha the "FLUGEN SHMUGEN"!

Rob: Aaahhh! What the fuck! Thats fucked up man!

Anthony: (laughing*) How's that taste?

Rob: Ughh! Dam, kid get laid!
by FatKidsUSA January 25, 2011
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Donkey smuggler

Somebody who smuggles donkey's.

A donkey which is a smuggler.

Originally used a derogatory term towards a male / female.
by Bullets0fButter July 4, 2011
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booty smuggler

One thay has such a nice ass that one must concealed said ass until #BWW (booty watch Wednesday) is upon them.

Damn Maisie has is a booty smuggler
Damn Maisie has is a booty smuggler
by Drios February 26, 2014
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Cum-smuggler

when a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina and the woman leaves it there all day.
Tristan: Dude did you hear about what Laurena did!

Anna: No what happened?

Tristan: Last night I creampied her and then she pulled her panties up and kept it there all day!

Anna: Woah! She's a cum-smuggler!
by DaddyDickLicker January 28, 2018
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cooked smug

to be cooked medium-rare. a well-known phrase in backwoods waffle house locations in the southern US.
Pauline: "Order up, Table 7 wants their steak cooked smug!"
Chef: "An aristocrat, are they?"
by marblecakealsothegame13 December 13, 2018
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the somalian smuggler

The act of inserting your finger into the anus of a woman, while she is in the reverse cowgirl position. Invented at the june bug boogie by a drunk biker.
Bro, if she is a keeper, turn her around, slide a finger in her chilly ring while she cowgirls. That's the Somalian smuggler. That's how to work that booty.
by Lil fox July 3, 2017
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bone-smuggler

The New York Post got into a lot of trouble recently with a story insinuating that ex-Dodgers pitcher Sandy Koufax might be a bone-smuggler.
by Anthony Brancato April 21, 2003
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