the stroking leaves

Best frickin band ever!u dont need to be able 2 play any musical instruments, you just gotta feel the leaves. T

Were cool we can play the leaves! wow o look scotts not because hes listening to his week n weekend bands! haha leaves are cool... sundays not!

by SlAp Me Im NiCoLe! February 26, 2004

saget stroking

the act of stroking bob saget (fag)

jim and bob were saget stroking for 4 hours straight

by Asian Toad June 22, 2011

mong storming

when your really high and you just can't think of the thing you're trying to say or you're just really high.

aww man, I was mong storming hard last night

group of mong stormers

by eata8===D June 4, 2013

dual swording

The act of using two swords in a sword fight. Often times, you have to be generally skilled in order to participate in dual swording. (Unless you want to stab yourself in the chest.)

1. You should of seen that guy; he was dual swording like a pro!

by Sir Terry May 5, 2014

Sporking

When two bodies lay side by side as to spoon and later find themselves forking.

Sporking...use your godamn imagination you bafoon!

by Arabham Tobasco May 10, 2011

sporking

abbreviation for simultaneous porking.

simultaneous meaning two people porking their desired mates at the same time....more specifically on bunk beds.

did you have fun sporking last night? yeah but the bunk beds were super squeaky.

by mahofufu September 4, 2012

stockings

Stockings – (stock-ings) N: A pair of socks of diffrent lenths that go from the toes up to the knees, thighs, or waist that is typically made of nylon, silk, or wool. Used to cover up pale, nasty, bused, pasty, cut up, ugly, black and blue, or hairy legs of the ho’s typically at clubs or on first dates.

Dude check out that woman by the bar in stockings she must be covering up some nasty skeet rash.

by m&m2 July 12, 2006