Stress Boner

The erection men get after a fight-or-flight event.

Man, that boulder just started falling, and I was like HOLY SHIT, and I barely got out of the way, and now I have a stress boner.

by mpmaupin November 26, 2019

stressaging

When one messages someone during a time of anxiety or stress either to have someone to talk to or kill time.

A: Dude why are you talking to me? Didn't you say you had a 10 page paper due at midnight?
B: I do lmao, I'm just stressaging.

by gagle February 15, 2020

strauser

When you fuck a female so hard, they die. They fucking die..

I strausered her, whoops!

by Strauserd November 1, 2020

strauser

When you fuck a girl so fucking hard they die

Strauserd her oops

by Strauserd November 1, 2020

Stressanie

Extreme stress headache caused by the constant drone of the pants wearer. Stress may be caused by the apparent realisation that you’re always wrong. Being belittled in public for sport is a favourite pastime of a stressanie

I need to avoid stress, the last stressanie was quite painful

by shabla March 17, 2021

sprussel

The decoration, such as fringe, on the side of assless chaps.

That cowboy strippers ass is saggy, but his sprussel is on point.

by Tatetot22 April 20, 2021

sprus

when the spray nozzle of a cleaning bottle be acting sus at school

Person 1: "Hey can you spray my desk?"
Person 2: idk low key sprus

by sussibakacube June 14, 2021