Mexican Standoff

When a David wants a strong woman who won’t go along with his bad games. It’s a romantic losing Mexican Standoff.

David really wants me but he won’t grow up and I won’t give in to his ways hence a Mexican Standoff.

by Romantic failure May 8, 2021

Istanbul standoff

The kind of a traffic jam caused by a car deciding to go the wrong way into a narrow one-way street.

There we were, in an Istanbul standoff because there is always someone who doesn’t know what a one-way sign is.

by Colonel Casey October 28, 2021

Mexican Standoff

A competition between two men to see who can ejaculate into the woman's mouth first.

"Me and Marc did a Mexican Standoff with Jamie-Lee last night.. Marc won."

by ShmeeShmorvo January 25, 2023

Canadian Standoff

When only one urinal is left in a men's lavatory, and two gentlemen want to use it, a Canadian Standoff commences. Both men whip out their shafts and beat eachother off untill one person cums. In which case the other party win the right to piss in the urinal.

GF:"what took you so long in their?"
Joey: "sorry babe I got into a Canadian Standoff, which I happily claimed victory!"
(In the back) - gassed out old man leaves washroom with knees shaking and white stains.

by ElCumCollector August 7, 2023

Mexican Standoff

A sexual manoeuvre where the man slathers his weapon in Tabasco sauce, slides into his girls holster and then they see who can hold on the longest.

I can’t believe Phillip won’t try a Mexican standoff, it’s sure to induce his wife into labour.

by WillyWankerNTheCocklateFucktry February 23, 2024

Bulgarian standoff

When one or more groups of criminals are sent to one location by a 3rd party, usually the victim, to illuminate the intent of said criminals and display intent.

"This is a Bulgarian standoff!" , hoping the criminals assume you mean Mexican standoff, and call the cops on themselves.

by The rivera kid! February 28, 2026

Bulgarian standoff

When two or more groups of criminals are sent to a location, usually by the victim, to illuminate intent and motive. A setup

"This is a Bulgarian standoff!" , hoping the criminals assume you mean Mexican standoff, and call the cops on themselves.

by The rivera kid! February 28, 2026