steezemaster 3000

a skateboard. more specifically, another person's skateboard that you carry around if you don't have one of your own and can't skateboard. when carried around, it gives the appearance that you are a skateboarder.

Hector let me carry around his steezemaster 3000 so I could look kool and make everyone think I knew how to ride it.

by alice malice January 1, 2009

sheezer

After nature's bellowing call has been answered, the shit (preferably long, thin, and smooth) is collected, and swiftly placed into a freezer. The end product is a 'sheezer' which is then used as a sexual toy or aid, and is said to create great pleasure.

"Our sex drive was long gone and burried, until i pulled something special out of the freezer. We now regularly use sheezers in bed, both her's and mine!"

by Gibzo January 22, 2005

steeze

Steeze is your current situation, your long term prospects, buddha, the perfect word for everything.

What's your steeze?
You have no steeze.
I wish I had a steeze.
This party has no steeze.
Pass the steeze.

by art dept November 26, 2003

Skeezer

to want dick real bad

nigga i heard that bitch was a skeezer

by fitlifer June 29, 2009

skeezery

A man who looks at you and licks his lips or seems to be undressing you with his eyes and uses derogatory pet names when responding to girls he doesn't have a close relationship with.

"did you see how that skeezery guy looked at me, like he wanted to spread me on a cracker, and he keeps calling me hon or suga"

"my boss is so skeezery, he's always watching me walk away"

by Mikmelhan September 22, 2005

Sheezer

A term when a man opens up the girls mouth and sneezes in it after anal sex.

Damn I gave that girl a Sheezer.

He aint gonna give me no sheezer.

I'll sheeze all up in that bitch.

by J.L.F.G. January 4, 2008

steeze

the art of being steezing.

TL Chronic, Pistol T, and steezE have steeze

by Jeremy Wynn March 16, 2011