Stretch

An alter ego of a person(s) when they have been enjoying alcohol or nose beers. Often will leave early but never to go to get a Sunday roast.

Did you see James become Stretch last night? He was oan the gear again!

by JimDawgR May 7, 2020

Uber Stretcher

What 50 plus year old people need after dancing thier ass off at a trippy Lettuce concert.

OMG . I think I just threw my hip out on that psychedelic grove. Call me a Uber Stretcher STAT!

by Big Daddy Mojo February 10, 2018

out-stretched

abstract things that are not broken but tested to see how far they will bend.
e.g. patience, morals, ideology, any kind of emotion et cetera

recurrent patterns. again out-stretched. you throw the furniture out the window and wait for my reaction. no its not adding more charm or mystery. you don't understand, do you. that its about here and now and im struggling to be any clearer than i have been.
Have you ever met someone who cares like i do? Yeah? OK. Because you're behaving like you don't know what the fuck is going on.

by Krkič December 26, 2019

national stretch marks day

February 16 is national stretch marks day this is A day we’re we appreciate our beautiful stretch marks! And admire ourselves for having them

“Happy national stretch marks day!”

by OfficialMichalScott December 29, 2020

Pop a Stretch Armstrong

1. Your cock returns to its original shape after being stretched or twisted in a particularly nasty fashion.

2. You pull too hard and your dick rips apart.

1.

Person 1: Okay, honey, you can open your eyes now.
Person 2: Jesus, love, what've you done to it?!
Person 1: Relax. Pop a Stretch Armstrong; you'll be fine.

2.

Person 1: Where's Gin?
Person 2: Emergency room.
Person 1: WTF?
Person 2: Yeah, he popped a Stretch Armstrong.
Person 1: Jesus.
Person 2: Yeah.

by Gel-filled action figure September 8, 2010

stretch you out

After copious amounts of sex, the resultant condition of the vagina. Also can be used to threaten someone, "trying to get stretched out?", or as a term of defeat, "that chemistry test stretched me out." Furthermore, used as a warning if someone is entering a dangerous situation, "don't get stretched out!!" In extreme cases, also used as a successful pick up line, "what up girl, trying to get stretched out?"

Example 1:

Tom: Yo guy, is it cool if I have sex with my girl on your bed this weekend while you are in Arizona?

Nick: Ya, sure, if you wanna get stretched out.

Tom: Not at all, but I'll be the one doing the stretching.

Example 2:

Tom: Yo Mo, how was that all-you-can-eat buffet?

Mo: I stretched that bitch out!

Example 3:

Naomi: Hey, I heard that frat guys have huge dicks, specifically Delts.

Andrea: Ya, they will definitely stretch you out!

Naomi: Yes, I do dig.

by EmmyTk November 23, 2020

Sneetch

A Sneetch refers to the Dr. Suess story of the star-bellied sneetches. It means someone who is stuck up and think they're better than others due to things such as the way one dresses or other unimportant aspects. It does not refer to a woman's vagina, that would be a SNATCH.

Man, that guy is a total sneetch.

Gee, for what they are, crustpunks are real sneetches.

Watch out! The beaches are crawling with sneetches!

by rrrrennn July 20, 2010