When an individual changes the status on a friends facebook account that has been left logged on and unattended. The status is usually something terribly embarrassing.
Before status assassination--"Jesse is going to the grocery store"
After status assassination--"Jesse wears women's underwear because its sexy and comfortable, luvs it!!!!!"
After status assassination--"Jesse wears women's underwear because its sexy and comfortable, luvs it!!!!!"
by bee-ri November 17, 2009
Get the status assassination mug.noun - When something happens in day-to-day life that's so notable that it's worth making a facebook status about.
Mark was petting his cat and it suddenly jumped on his crotch and started scratching him.
What a status moment!
What a status moment!
by BenzoMay November 11, 2010
Get the Status Moment mug.Monk status refers to the state of mind of ultimate chill-ness. Referring to one who faces any and all situations with an overwhelming sense of calmness. The term originates from the solitude and calmness associated with traditional eastern monk lifestyle.
Derrick: Hey David, hate to have to be the one to tell you this, but your brother has been having an affair with your wife...and shes pregnant with his child.
David: hmm, this will be a great start to their new relationship. And will allow me plenty of time to focus on various hobbies.
Derrick: A..yeah...are you okay David? I expected a much bigger reaction to the news.
David : Ah, young Derrick, I have recently achieved 'monk status'. I no longer allow petty drama to effect my zen.
David: hmm, this will be a great start to their new relationship. And will allow me plenty of time to focus on various hobbies.
Derrick: A..yeah...are you okay David? I expected a much bigger reaction to the news.
David : Ah, young Derrick, I have recently achieved 'monk status'. I no longer allow petty drama to effect my zen.
by T.Kazz January 13, 2019
Get the monk status mug.Someone who says they're going to post a contentious status update to a social media site, but then doesn't.
John: "I should post 'John thinks Debbie is a skanky whore' for what she did."
Dave: "...bet you won't you dirty little status bluffer."
Dave: "...bet you won't you dirty little status bluffer."
by SLeepdepD January 28, 2010
Get the status bluffer mug.When you immediately get a phone call or text message from the same person EVERYTIME you update your status.
Meg: "I'm totally afraid to update my status on facebook now..."
Jill: "Why is that?"
Meg: "Every time I update it Joe calls or texts to comment on it... it's like he's status-stalking me."
Jill: "Why is that?"
Meg: "Every time I update it Joe calls or texts to comment on it... it's like he's status-stalking me."
by caranet July 8, 2009
Get the status-stalk mug.Derived from a child named Cori that had constant trouble pooping. That sensation of unbearable stomach cramping prior to diarrhea of a waterfall nature.
I need to use the bathroom I have cori status.
I ate a whole bag of flaming hot cheetos and it gave me cori status.
I barely slept at all last night. I had cori status.
I ate a whole bag of flaming hot cheetos and it gave me cori status.
I barely slept at all last night. I had cori status.
by cori'status mom May 14, 2015
Get the cori status mug.The little-known "sister" statue of Lady Liberty, this monument is a testament to our legal-system's "escape hatch" loophole which allows wrongdoers to be let off the hook for anything other than super-violent/serious crimes if they can just lay low for two or six years.
Just as our most famous bronze monument in NYC harbor has attracted less-than-savory aliens over the centuries, our infamous Statue of Limitations is a magnet for foreign criminals on the lam.
by QuacksO July 12, 2018
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