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Daddy status

Daddy status is basically if you see a hot ass guy and basically your saying he daddy asf so you put him in your daddy status
Girl 1 - “ omg Do you see that guy

Girl 2 - “ omg yas he is daddy status “
by ChEeToHoE July 23, 2018
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Status Girl

A beautiful independent woman that has your back through anything and will always be honest with you.

They are very rare and very hard to find but if you do find one keep her because their the realest females you’ll ever meet in your life.

Term created by rapper Status Boy Shawn.
“Bro this girl been nothing but loyal to me and showed love to me she gotta be a Status girl”.
by -anonymous 23 September 3, 2019
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hello statue

Slang for old fashioned telephone. In the Deep South, when it rang, a servant would pick up the receiver and say hello, isdatyou?
It rings, the answers picks up handle and says hello statue (is dat you)?
by Forresttrump April 19, 2017
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Status Jacker

One who peruses thrift shops and spends 50 cents (unless it's 50% off Mondays) on an item or items and flips the item(s) for thousands of dollars. Jacking the 'Status' of a wealthy person by means of knowing what shit is really worth.
Boss girl is such a status jacker. She just spent $20.00 on 15 pieces to find that they are potentially worth $20,000.00. She's going to do that every chance she gets, as soon as she comes back from her trip to visit L.C. Tiffany in her newly acquired time machine.
by Statusjacker April 26, 2017
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Marriott status

When you dodge a question by staying quiet or saying “uhhhh.....”
Pheonix: “hey did you get top before?”
Xavier: “......uhhhh.....”
Brandon: “He’s on his Marriott status again”
by Dumbrigga November 10, 2017
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cum statue

When a person gets cummed on from all directions and then stands still for long enough that the cum hardens and then they can't move, like a statue.
Janine passed out partway through the orgy. When she woke up, she was a total cum statue.
by LRockizzle June 21, 2016
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Popcorn Status

"Popcorn Status" (a status that is designed to - and will most likely - start an argument) refers to the simple idea of eating popcorn whilst watching a gripping movie that has all the same attributes as the fight. Everyone who gets it on their news feed will spend the next hour watching the fight and refusing to leave their computer screen for fear of missing a vital moment, they'll become so interested in watching the plot unfold, waiting for the twists and turns that make it exciting.

It can be a relationship problem: i.e. boyfriend - "Who's that lad":cue argument.

A bitch fight - "oioi, what have you been saying about me behind my back?":cue argument

A bully - "haha, you're ugly":cue argument

Facebook Famous - "i don't care what you say, this is what i think":offensive statement:cue argument

No matter who it is, it creates something brilliant to watch, so settle back and enjoy it with a good bag of popcorn.
Status: i don't give a fuck about the video but your face is so ugly and your teeth are like goofy that's whats makes the vid funny you fool now go make more videos about me while i fuck your mum. someone tag him?

Hater: you get your fucked up personality back?urm someone report him or something!?and you're surprised people give you hate after all them words written on almost every persons pictures.

Supporter: This is called bullying. Leave poor lad alone.

Hater: "poor lad" haha he,s gets wants comimg he bulled me and them other lasses he should get it to. your so gay you have to go to sperm donors,fart in a cup and half of it gets used

Supporter: I can count at least 8 people on here, ganging up on one person. One on one isn't bullying or ganging up unless someone else gets involves like you lot are. So teach yourself a lesson.

Hater: Who's the one running their mouth? You're the one saying you're gonna 'slap' everyone? Pretty sure slapping is what kids do in the playground? Oh and if you're such grown up man, then why are you getting involved in arguments with teens?

Stranger - "This is such a popcorn status!"
by laughing-at-you October 24, 2012
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