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Jock Stalker 

Expressing a love or obsession for someone you see from time to time, but do not actually know them. It includes following them around, finding things out about them without them telling you, and developing plans to get closer to them.
-Man look, it's the University quarter back sitting a row in front of us, let's follow him after class!
-Dude, stop being such a Jock Stalker...
Jock Stalker by HorsesEatApples November 21, 2010
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myspace stalker 

A person who stalks someone on myspace. Usually they are totally and completely obsessed and sometimes may know the person in real life.

They can be rather scary, and will fill your inbox with messages they have written to EVRY BULLITEN you post. They send more messages on top of that asking why you haven't answered the other messages yet.
Tab:So, how's your myspace stalker?
Jess:Umm... He's kinda creeping me out.
Tab:How so?
Jess:Well we don't even know each other, but I saw him at school so I was polite and waved. Then, he wrote me on myspace and said he was mad because I didn't go sit with him at the assembly in the gym.
Tab:Psycho much?
Jess:I think so.
myspace stalker by ily4ever May 28, 2007

Creepy Internet Stalker 

A furry/anime artist/other talentless, oversensitive type who gets mad at a particular person (usually a female that they have a creepy, backwards crush on) and goes around trying to get even in such ridiculous fashions as writing innacurate, stupid definitions including their real name.
I seem to have a creepy internet stalker on urbandictionary.com

Night Stalker 

Someone who can fly a helicopter better than God himself.

Men of the 160th S.O.A.R
I want to be a Night Stalker in the military.
Night Stalker by Andrew June 7, 2004

thumbs up stalker 

Someone who follows you on sites like Urban Dictionary and gives all your definitions thumbs up for no reason.
Having a thumbs up stalker is nice, but creepy.
thumbs up stalker by udusers1 July 19, 2011

Bebo Stalker

similar to stalkbooking except using the popular social networking site bebo. this is when someone uses bebo to stalk another; they know things that they shouldn't, such as what their stalkee did last weekend, their middle names, what the inside of their house looks like, etc.
Betty: I was talking to that girl Catherine on Friday, and we-
Ellen: What? You were at the cinema too?
Betty: ...
Ellen: Her friend wrote her a comment saying about it. Why are you looking at me like that?
Betty: Whatever, Bebo Stalker..
Bebo Stalker by chloeandcaoimhe February 22, 2009

facebook stalker

a person who spends large amounts of time on facebook looking at other people's profiles. often browsing photos, walls (or wall-to-walls), groups, or recent activity posted on the stalked person's mini-feed.
"you are such a facebook stalker!"

"i found out that sarah joined a group when i was facebook stalking her last night."

"mikey is so hot, i think i'm gonna spend most of the night facebook stalking him looking at his pics."

"did you see emily and jenny's wall-to-wall? they were totally talking about you behind your back!"
facebook stalker by sm45 June 28, 2008