Flesh-stache

The female answer to the motorboat. Basically, the lady takes his penis, and comically places it across her upper lip and speaks in a french accent.

"I was totally fooled by your flesh-stache, I thought you were french!"

by williejaysteve June 16, 2009

pube-stache

n. v. Pyoo'bstash An act involving the sexual union of one's face to a partner's unshaven and recently naired genitals, wherebye irrattic movement betwixt mouth and pubic area dislodges weakened hair follicles which then bind to one's face in the form of a mustache and/or beard.

1- "Monica and me tried something new last night... have you ever heard of a pube-stache?"

2- "I passed out on Katie-Sue's couch yesterday night and woke up with a gnarly pube-stache"

3- "Where the hell were you last night?" - "I was at your mother's trying on a pube-stache"

by Petorius Longinus February 4, 2008

clit stache

A small stache below the clit. see mustache

While I was going down on Chad's mom I noticed a small clit stache and it made me super horny.

by 12 inch man hammer 4 May 6, 2008

poon stache

When someone eats a girl out with a yeast infection and gets yeast on there lip and it looks like a milk stache.

"Got Yeast?"
"Yes I Do Infact, Check My Poon Stache!"
"Quite Rad."

by Brazzle Magazzle May 18, 2006

stacked on ice

snowboarding term: slipping out on ice, when launching off a jump or causing you to fall over a ledge, and not land correctly.

stacked on ice big time over that last one

by kitty445111 March 15, 2009

statched

To have sex with someone who isn't of the age of consent.

I totally statched that high-school freshman.

by thatguy5612 October 2, 2013

Smached

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Smached
It's a combinition of the word SMASH and CHISELED meaning to SMASH someone so hard they will feel as though they have been chiseled.
Smee: Wigan are gonna get smached here in the second half

Antony: Smashed**

Tom: Nooo! Smached, bitch.
#smashed#chiseled#battered#hit#hard

by Houghton91 March 23, 2012

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Smash

to fuck someone really good
Danger, she smashed the homie
#fuck#sex#hit#sexual intercourse#screw#bang

by STUD21 August 26, 2009

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smash

to have sex, sexual relations any sexual manner, to fuck
We been together for 2 days now when you going to let me SMASH?

Man! I went in there at 6 I didn't leave til' 10 I was SMASHING all night.

by Rickey G December 14, 2003

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chiseled

Well-defined, esp. as it related to musculature. Having distinguished features. jacked or ripped
He's got some chiseled abs!
#chiselled#chisseled#chisselled#jacked#tight#ripped

by homeyjd September 04, 2008

Smached is to tap that`ass...♐

by Smached November 4, 2017