squadsh

When someone tries to put a flaccid penis, into a tight butthole.

"Man, I'm tryna squadsh you right now and it wont fit"

by Alienbabe June 26, 2017

Squadstitution

A set of agreed upon rules for your squad that can be amended. Similar to the bro code but can include non-bros and is individual per each squad.

Cam: Michael is hereby kicked from the squad.
Michael: According to Squadstitution article 8 section 4, I can reinstate myself to the squad because of my position as a meme admin.

by Webb_of_Lies September 21, 2017

Squiddly-Diddly

The act of Squidward Tentacles riding a cow with a pen lid

“Check that crazy Squiddly-Diddly!”

by Thechanks October 2, 2017

squid hunter

A male that is only out to get laid. The woman's pussy is described as a squid and all he wants to do is hunt down the squid and poke it. ( See Poke Squid).

That Craig is always on those dating sites being a squid hunter. He thinks he is going to poke squid this weekend.

by Hentaiman October 6, 2017

Squiddies

When your boobs are so far apart and saggy they look like squidwards nose

Jaki has some sad AF looking squiddies

by Esa chunti November 11, 2017

Squid Curtains

Loose, crinkled vagina lips

Linda had nasty squid curtains

by Squid curtain carl June 5, 2018

squid pisses

the urban dictionary mods that won't accept my new, and better definition for Javier. he's a god and you're all too coward to admit it.

the mods are fucking squid pisses

by ooga booga kachigga July 3, 2018