Meat Squeegee

A tight vagina.

Wanna watch a whore shoot golf balls out of her meat squeegee? Only ten bucks.

by ghostmeat July 23, 2012

Dry squeeze

(v) the periods during a diarrhetic poop session in which poop fails to present itself. (see: dry heave)

Monica: Hey! You're back! But, you're face is all red. Was that a Dry squeeze?

Carl: Yes. Toss my salad?
Monica: Sure!

by sickboy:( February 9, 2013

Neat Squeeze

When, after having a bowel movement, one wipes and finds no fecal matter on the toilet paper.

Man today is shaping up to be a great day! I woke up and got a BJ. Then I had my coffee followed by a neat squeeze!

by Colonel Snorch May 4, 2017

Siberian squeeze

When you insert your balls inside a women vagina and she squeezes the flaps in order to stop the blood flow in your balls making them fall off.

Thanks to the Siberian squeeze, I now have no balls!

by dnjfndsf October 16, 2017

Oxford squeeze

The British upper classes way of saying "Dutch oven"

I say Reginald it appears I have gotten you in a Oxford squeeze. Good show

by Thecoldone March 21, 2019

Heart Squeeze

When someone makes you uwu to the point you start screeching loudly in love

I just had the biggest heart squeeze when she replied uwu back to my uwu

by Giraffes Neck September 30, 2019

Thigh Squeeze

On November 5th anyone can squeeze anyone’s upper or inner thigh without permission.

I squeeze your thigh, you squeeze my thigh because it’s Thigh Squeeze day!

by Madeasajoke21 November 4, 2019