The act of applying warm cheese spread as a substitute for lube, commonly used in the winter. Popular cheeses used include; Brie, Wensleydale, Gorgonzola and Baby Bells.
by Golden graham July 01, 2015
Chris just got back from Mexico and he ended up with Montezuma's Revenge. He's been spreading some mulch all week.
by jrcapital1 April 08, 2011
A place where moms and dads go in order to learn to spread butter, cream cheese, peanut butter, jelly as well as other assorted items on bread, bagels or crackers.
Johnny: Mom, how do you spread this cream cheese so smooth on my bagel?
Mom: Well, I went to Spreading School!
Mom: Well, I went to Spreading School!
by islandgirl63 December 18, 2010
by Claire..Cheeky July 13, 2017
Look it is a challenge in higher density areas for people to get outside and to spread their legs, when they are uh um, when they they're surrounded by other people
by unknownperson408 August 27, 2021
Listen here you big juicy nut. I’ll give you three seconds before I spread your cheeks like some butter
by Ur mom's shrek hentai August 21, 2018
by gnag bang May 03, 2016