splunge

A soft external encrustation acquired by stepping into said material.

“Someone’s trod splunge all over my carpet.”

by Billos November 4, 2022

splurried

The past tense of "cumming". Someone had just "splurried" (cummed) (came) everywhere

Teenage Boy- "mum, that girl was so hot. i just splurried all over myself"
Mum- "ask her out son"

by CurryMontser6969 November 22, 2022

splurt baby

A baby born when sperm leaks from the anus to vagina post anal. Can be prevented by wearing an anal seepage tampon.

I wore an anal seepage tampon so I wouldn’t have to give birth to a splurt baby in 9 months.

by Submissiveslave661 November 25, 2022

Splurker

An unskilled bicycle rider who sees a danny mac red bull video, buys a "street trials" bike, learns absolutely zero biketrials skills but uses the hashtag #biketrials and talk about how excited they are for competitions but have never ridden their bike on anything but flat concrete. They love putting their feet on strange spots on the bicycle, and pretending they are bmx riders. Unfortunately bmx riders passed their skills 3 decades ago, splurkers are ignorant but happy as there are hundreds of them online.

Remeber before 2009 when splurkers didn't exist?

by Hermance January 15, 2023

Slurning

Slurning (Sleep Learning)

Slurning is when you fall asleep with an audio book of learning how to fight (Also spanish)

Hey stop makeing a ruccus i am slurning!

by Sau1115 March 2, 2023

Splunundrum

A shocking or difficult situation

You're in such a splunundrum!

by bobbybeans March 2, 2023

Splunk

When the babies head usually of female gender gets dunked "splunk" in a Portopotty during child birth, containing more than 90% fecal matter, depending on which literature which has
Originated from the Bible, Tyrone Jr 9:11

Shit cuz momma boutta buss you feel me make sure to splunk' lil tiff in pasture.

by Kpdrizzle June 1, 2023