Splur

A half-slurring, half-purring way of speaking. Much the way a drunken cougar will say "Hi" to you in the elevator.

Did you see that drunk woman trying to pick you up? She was so hammered she was splurring.

by extantism July 22, 2008

Splunge

When a guy kicks a woman in the snatch, and the foot gets stuck.

Ah man! Did he just splunge that chick!

by King of the Jews April 4, 2007

splunk

n. A double-sided quincy.

Damn, your mom sure likes it kinky; I gave her a splunk!

by Matt and Marla April 12, 2003

splurch

A Snapple ice tea on the top shelf; requested while pointing at the bottom shelf.

Yo, let me get that splurch.

by babyfatbitchgurl April 5, 2008

spluff

Geordie 'tard with a penchant for mingers and shouting

"STFU Spluff??!¬"

by Bows February 12, 2003

Splube

n. - an asshole that hates pandas, usually male.

v. - when someone no longer considers you a friend because you like pandas.

adj. - see ignorant

n. - the Splube went to the zoo and poisoned all the cute little pandas, the children cried.

v. - Ziggy, Magnum, Jiggy, and Norris who loved pandas were all Splubed

adj. - My Splube dad grounded me for a whole week for breathing his air.

by Kris Hardy April 21, 2011

splunge

An (say in heroic voice)<U>Underwear Smoothie</U>

Man do I need a nice cold splunge.

by Ian September 25, 2003