splint

puting a toothpick under someones big toe and makeing them kick a wall

"boy dont make me splint you"

by your mom is da bomb January 4, 2010

spling

Originates from the recent place factory incident. Spling is a word used to describe a quizmonkey, usually found in the depths of garden centres along the beach. A spling can be purchased for around £70 from your local chin store, and usually come with a free nobshock or chinstrap.

Hey Chad, look at my spling!

by Jono Green February 3, 2005

sploid

A sploid is a term used to describe a penis that is extremely long and extremely thin - - - essentially looking like a strand of spaghetti or a pencil.

Opposite to the chode.

Dude's sploid snapped in half when she got on it

by Fuckshoes the Clown June 7, 2016

SPloink

To do what no mans has done before.....

you just sploinked it... and a splink was apprehended...splink

by the connection May 4, 2003

Splinter

When a female's clitoris is aroused and/or erect.

Men wake up in the morning with "wood," women wake up in the morning with "splinter."

by Tiffany Renee' April 13, 2007

Yoinky Sploinky

A word used to describe a genre of dancing.

Going to hit that Yoinky Sploinky.

by thatsploinky April 7, 2022

Yoinky Sploinky

A dab pen

“Ay did you bring your yoinky sploinky?”

“Let me hit that yoinky”

by Ummcheese October 17, 2021