sock fluff

The shit that get stuck in between your toes after wearing new socks

*max takes his socks off
'Oh shit! Sock fluff!'

by FoolishGenius7 May 18, 2016

Sock Goblin

An individual who sleeps under people's beds and steals socks that fall from the side of the bed.

This is the 5th pair of socks I lost to those darn sock goblins!

by KoyoRed January 20, 2020

snot sock

A sweaty vagina that has just been bombed in with semen.

We went on a date, I left her with a snot sock

by rawdogmaster February 14, 2014

sock surfing

Sliding on hardwood floor while wearing socks

"Did you see Tom Cruise in Risky Buisness? Everyone knows he's the master of sock surfing!"

by megaroni335 August 28, 2009

Elmer’s Sock

A sock used for masturbation that’s so overused it’s as crusty a dried Elmer’s Glue. Found in nightstands, under beds, pillows and mattresses.

My elmer’s sock needs a wash. It’s unusable at this point.

My mom found my elmer’s sock and wanted some answers.

by Dick Onchin October 16, 2020

head sock

An alternative and more literal name for a balaclava. The item of choice for any cold weather situation or bank heist.

1. What do you call someone wearing a head sock, a scarf and a helmet?

Anything you want, they can't hear a thing.

2. I went to the bank with my wife when an armed robber walked in, pulled on a head sock and pulled out a gun.

He went up to a customer and asked "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes", so the robber shot him.

He asked another customer "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes" so the robber shot him.

He asked me "did you see my face?"

"No, but the wife did"

by itseggtime January 21, 2021

Sock Scooper

Desperately taking your own sock and using it to wipe your ass because there is no more toilet paper. (not your fault)

"My friend had to do a sock scooper and his dumb ass put the sock back on, maybe thats why he didnt score last night."

by Oeltjens January 30, 2010