Black Sabbath

The unholy day of rest between Black Friday and Cyber Monday after faithful materialists sacrifice fellow worshippers underfoot in the name of the Almighty Dollar.

"Hey, do you want to go to the mall with me today?"
"No thanks, I'm celebrating Black Sabbath by opening all the gifts I pried from someone else's cold dead fingers yesterday."
"God bless Merica!"

by youngmc2 March 4, 2016

scabby tabby

The MOST razor burnt, hairy (in patches or all over), sickly vagina in the world.

They say that hooker, Miss Kitty, has one scabby tabby - GROSS.

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

Sabbalicious

To have utterly amazing sideburns...probably 70's style.

"Wow, that man is sabbalicious! Look at his facial hair!"

by Bopper Caulton October 19, 2006

scabby dick

Fucking a girl in the ass without lube then waking up the next morning to find scabs or burns on your dick from the friction. Usually happens after a heavy night of drinking.

After butt fucking this slut from the party last night, I woke up with a case of scabby dick because we had no lube and we we're too drunk and horny to quit.

by kushnick April 6, 2011

scabby knees

someone who gives out headjobs

that nurse is the ehadjob nurse, she has scabby knees

by nic b July 31, 2008

Slabby

When Abby gets too rowdy or has too much to drink, out comes slutty Abby <3

Omg that girl is so slabby right now

She is such a slabby
What a hot slabby bro

by .K.k December 24, 2018

sabbage

When the cabbage is a straight savage.

That's quite the sabbage you have over there. It makes sauerkraut look salty!

by swagagas February 29, 2016