Shampooing

Engaging in sex while shampooing your partner then Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Upon completion the man finishes in the womans ear and then proceeds to mushroom slap the woman being sure to leave a print.

I heard Candi and that Tranny Lizzie shampooing last night, and I saw the print to prove it! I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks...

by Alejandro Reyes August 16, 2011

scomp

steal, usually while someone is in the room and not looking

"I scomped a sixpack from that party"

by Pandaemonium December 8, 2005

Shampooed

Definition for drunk.

"Hey you getting shampooed tonight?"

by yum-yum October 11, 2008

English Shampoo

A polite euphanism for ejaculatory fluid. First used by transplanted Englishman Corey.

"Yeah, then I gave her a load of English Shampoo... Told her to make sure and lather it up real nice."

by Wynne Sermons August 27, 2007

Scomp

The feeling gained and expression used when winning a big bet and/or the description of someone betting on an '"outsider". i.e "Chasing the scomp"

Bobby: "I cannot believe you are putting a tenner on the 33/1 shot, you are really chasing the scomp there, James"
James: "What a scomp! i am scomping all over the bookies!"
Bobby: "Boy! That was one hefty scomp! you are the scomp king"

by Gingeinc November 10, 2009

shemp

Shemp can be used in place of any undesirable word, as a euphamism for that word. Derives from "Shemp" as the name given to Matt Opotzner. Shemp can be used for anything, but the only person it can represent is Matt Opotzner.

Dude1: Holy shemp, man, did you see Shemp today?
Dude2: Yeah, man, what a shemp. He's really shemped it up this time... Phil's gonna flip a shemping shemp.

by Jazz Bandy May 31, 2004

shampoop

Blue liquid used to clean a toilet bowl. Can also be called, toilet bowl cleaner, but that's boring.

Boy: "Mommy, what is that stuff called that you are using to clean the toilet?"

Mom: "Umm, toilet bowl cleaner?"

Boy: No. I think it's called SHAMPOOP.

by momof4boys August 19, 2012