by andrew_tate September 21, 2023
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by 1223wqer October 12, 2023
Get the shelfie mug.It’s a traditional Beer that can be found on the shelf at any Packie or store where they sell Beer. Not like the ones you can only get at breweries or specialty Beer stores
Tim’s a Beer snob, he only drinks IPA’s from Tree House Brewery, he doesn’t buy shelfies like Miller and Coors
by TimmyTorture March 13, 2024
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Filled to the brim with judgement and the smell of cow crap with hints of teen pregnancy and home grown weed. Where you can find a potato as the high school mascot and the secretaries at the school are all sleeping with the coaches. The local average age is 72.
Visitors welcome just make sure you’re willing to change everything about yourself to fit in. If you ain’t Mormon- you will be or else.
Filled to the brim with judgement and the smell of cow crap with hints of teen pregnancy and home grown weed. Where you can find a potato as the high school mascot and the secretaries at the school are all sleeping with the coaches. The local average age is 72.
Visitors welcome just make sure you’re willing to change everything about yourself to fit in. If you ain’t Mormon- you will be or else.
by Disgruntled & Trapped November 21, 2024
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by NorseTasmaniandevil March 2, 2025
Get the Sheylie mug.A shelfie stick is when you get a cap of MDMA and stick it to the end of your shaft and proceed to have anal sex.
The dealer just replied and he has three caps in stock. I’m so gonna shelfie stick my girlfriend tonight!
by Handy Man April 23, 2025
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