A person who attaches themselves to another and never goes away like a dryer sheet. The unsuspecting victim is usually semi-popular and somewhat friendly with the person who never lets them be.
by k.m.n December 12, 2008
Get the dryer sheetmug. After removing his shit streaked clothes from the dryer, Eric realized,at last nights party a drunken JB had given him a dryer sheet.
by branding iron October 26, 2010
Get the dryer sheetmug. When I was a teenager, my Mom put a rubber sheet on my Wonder-bed because that's where I jacked off every morning and every night - and I really blow a load when I cum!
by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021
Get the rubber sheetmug. the act of slapping your current sexual partner in the face with a cookie sheet right after you say something really really silly to get them to look at you, usually pre-orgasm.
him: "You can't get off while biting the pillow like that, you could hurt your self!!"
her: "huwhat?!!"
*THUNK!*
her: "My fucking head asshole!!
her: "huwhat?!!"
*THUNK!*
her: "My fucking head asshole!!
by The5thHorseman November 12, 2004
Get the cookie sheetingmug. by FlippinKamikaze August 9, 2005
Get the sheet rockedmug. 1) Fat Whore: fat - a spreadsheet or excel (XL) sheet, as in extra large clothing (XL) for fat people, whore - someone who 'spreads' their 'sheets' for anyone, aka fat whore.
2) Fat Chick - an excel (XL) sheet; a fat girl who has to wear oversize clothes
3) Whore, Skank, Slut - a girl who will fuck anyone
2) Fat Chick - an excel (XL) sheet; a fat girl who has to wear oversize clothes
3) Whore, Skank, Slut - a girl who will fuck anyone
by Nichihda August 17, 2010
Get the spread sheetmug. It's when a guy puts a grandma in a tomato and gives it to a girl who has a snookie poof but bigger.
by Pyeroxsox November 22, 2011
Get the tomato sheetmug.