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Ultimate Scooter

A bunch of silly kids who STILL ride scooters. They think they're a "tuff gang bruh!" and they ride their scooters in such hardcore gangsta places such as PRIMARY SCHOOLS. Enjoy your death-defying scooter tricks, kids. Also, they are so hardcore that they write about themselves on urbandictionary.com Pretty gangsta, yo!
Guy 1:HEY BRUH! YOU HEARD ABOUT THE FULLY SICK SCOOTER GANG, ULTIMATE SCOOTER!!!??
Guy 2: Scooter gang? Are you fucking serious? BAHAHAHAHA
by cjhard October 20, 2008
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Strawberry Scooter Crunch

When a man with herpes has an outbreak & has intercourse with a women during menstration.
After inserting his bumpy penis into her bloody vagina it resembles a strawberry scooter crunch.
by Wannabanghoes September 19, 2009
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Scooter Gang

A bunch of kids who ride on scooters who think they're bada$$
"Jenny Don't you think the scooter gang is annoying?"
by UmWhoDiss? December 28, 2014
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scootering

taking vicodin, klonopins, and a drink called a "squirrell", and feeling the general peaceful relaxation that results; if with any Razor scooters, actually scootering may occur
When looking for a weekend of not only relaxation, peace, but also some physical activity, it may be wise to go scootering with your friends, but be sure to bring all the supplies along.
by Shannabeth February 24, 2011
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scouser

aye im part scouser n tho i dnt ave no accent i stil say sum words in d way u wud up north la. Grass n tings la dat fo example n all my mates take d piss n if dere bored wil start an argument aba how i dnt speak propa it does my nut in. Liverpool r boss n scousers all scousers r sound i love bein up dere nyceset place if u neva been u gta go
N many scousers ent thieves we r jus gud at doin it if we feel d need so hush up yer!
by Scouse_gyal November 5, 2006
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scooter scrap

a southsider so called puttingit down a\on a scooter usually seen in groups one walking and the other one ridin an then take turns switching
mr.criminal was in town scooter scrapping it
by $ilent14 August 9, 2008
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Scooter License

when a male performs sexual intercourse with a fat chick & try's his upmost not be caught because the fear of being social outcasted by his peers. Originates from the Joke"what does a fat chick{ & a scooter have in common? There both fun to ride until your mates find out"
Jonno was awarded a "scooter license" after hansel walked in on him reverse pile driving that 300 pound fat chick from the party last night...
by rathole November 25, 2009
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