schteening

When one cock blocks/cuckolds their friend with a girlfriend/prospective girl.

Man I’m so tired but Jeremy is Schteening again

by Schteener September 18, 2020

Schemer pinches

An irritating phrase used to annoy your younger brother

Tony Hey Matt, schemer pinches. - Matt “stfu!”

by Tp84 December 18, 2020

Schtee

Slang for a STIIIZY which is a marijuana vape.

Friend 1:Aye bro can I hit your schtee
Friend 2:yeah man but you have to blinker it

by Nigelious February 5, 2021

Schemer

True definition of a schemer is known as KAI1. This definition is derived from ancient ahmedabadis known as KAI1's, these guys would put up any bullshit story to get out of a get together that's how they've come to be known as schemers of the 21st century.

When someone says they cant come for a movie, people say they've pulled a KAI1. That's what we call a schemer.

by KAI1AMIN69 February 17, 2021

schemeattics

An outstanding performer in the arts of method acting. Truly a playa with the ladies

"We all love schemeattics"

by scheematiks April 16, 2021

Schlemmering

Going to a public bathroom, similar to Wet Reuplic at MGM Grand in Las Vegas,…you go to pee, only to realize you have to puke….only to realize it’s been 1 hour and you fell asleep.

Dude, stop schlemmering and pick yourself up out of that toilet bowl.

by ItsTooMuchTuna$20 September 26, 2021

Schemer

Used to describe sensitive snowflakes who lie about being online to join a circle jerk party.

Ah man, where’s the other boys at?
They’re in a gay little party all offline, such schemers.

by Can you neck yourself October 4, 2021