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Schmeel

Basically a vape, but it is communal and shared between friends during the duration of the vapes lifetime.
"Yo bro your times up, pass the Schmeel."
"Cmon, just a few more hits."
by friendlydino February 11, 2025
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Schmeart

Similar to snorting but with your ears instead of your nose.
HEY BRO! I JUST SCHMEARTED SOME SPRITE!
by shidon24 March 31, 2025
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Luke Schmalix

Luke Schmalix is the world most awesome mother fucking person. He will fuck anyone up that gets in his way and will make it the most painful way of doing it.

Luke Schmalix could resemble a statue that you would find in a museum that has perfect chiseled abs that you could wash your cloths on them.

Luke Schmalix is the best guy you will ever me. He has a dark side and doesn't like it when he lets it out.

Luke Schmalix has stunning good looks and can get any girl he want with ease.

He also is a very trust worth good friends that will look out for you whenever and will help you to the best of his ability.
Josh:You see that kid Luke Schmalix
Eric:I wouldn't fuck wit him
Josh: fuck that me either.

Girl 1: you see that kid over there.
Girl 2: ya OMG thats Luke Schmalix
Girl 1: he is really hot
Girl 2: ya i know
by matthew tomson September 24, 2011
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pap schmeared

Achieving a level of drunkenness that results in a pregnancy.
Lacey: Are we getting schwasted tonight?

Todd: No. We're getting pap schmeared.
by jarulf December 15, 2011
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kittie schmear

Any drippy, chalky, paisty, gooey, or sticky reminants of a young slut's existance that happens to get rubbed, smeared, excreited, or spit onto your person or belongings by way of interaction with said slut; voluntary or involuntary.
Guy #1: Dude, what's that mark down the side of your jacket? It looks like makeup.
Guy #2: Yeah, it's kittie schmear from my date last night.
by Dabbasaurus April 18, 2018
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Bubbing a Schmear

Using your underwear to clean yourself up after sharting
Why were you behind that dumpster?

Oh I was Bubbing a Schmear after botching a routine fart.

or

I had to Bub a Schmear after sneezing in a hot car.
by Bubba Schmear August 17, 2014
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